Animal Whisks
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010Ah, the whisk. A fabulous addition to every kitchen. Embarrassingly enough, I don’t have one in my home. Why? I don’t know! Do I even need one? Yes! I do. I really do! Why haven’t I bought one? I have no idea! Someone pelase help me and send me one of the above (preferably the [...]
Cooking With Coolio
Friday, February 5th, 2010I have a feeling that I’ve seen Coolio cook before, but I’m not entirely sure. It’s so… surreal. I must have dreamt if. If so, then this is a dream come true. And perfect timing since I’ve just recently got over my enormous attitude about cooking and have been working on domesticating myself in the [...]
Tic Tac Toe Tablecloth
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Playing with your food is one thing, but playing with your table space? My grandmother must be turning in her grave! I always thought we were supposed to keep tablecloths clean, but what do I know? My mother and I learned from a woman whose favorite color was gold lamé, God bless her soul. You [...]
Heat Changing Mugs – Arcade Style
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Man, not only does my mug not do that, my mug is not even a mug! It’s a paper cup. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a really good paper cup. Durable and made of renewable resources, but hot damn, I feel like I’m missing out. Oh, I know how I can assess this situation!
I knew [...]
Pac-Man Sponge
Monday, February 1st, 2010When he’s not busy eating those delicious dots (not the candy, there’s nothing delicious about those), Pac-Man likes to snack on your soggy food crumbs from last night’s dinner with a little Palmolive on the side. Yeah, apparently he has something against Dawn. Not sure why. Don’t they save baby seals or something?
The Game Over [...]
Lemon Ice!
Friday, January 22nd, 2010You know, I used to think I was lucky to have an ice machine in my freezer. Now I’m just bummed out that it doesn’t magically generate fresh lemon slices. Sigh. We always want the things we can’t have. Wait, you mean I can have lemon slices in my ice? What’s the catch? I have [...]
Chair Socks
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009It’s hard to be an individual when you’re a chair. Not only do you look exactly like your brothers, sisters and colleagues, but your popularity is mostly based on which corner of the table you were placed. If only people liked you for who you were, not where you were last scooted. It seems only [...]
Transparent Toaster
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009I don’t know why, but while waiting in line for our turkey gobble lunch sandwiches, someone brought up their disinterest in digestion since they don’t get to see the action. Wow, that came out weirder than I expected, but it’s the best I can do. Which got me thinking, that the Le Toaster Vision toaster [...]
Pie Gate – For The Love Of Pie
Friday, November 27th, 2009Pie is good. Pie is great. And after like a day like Thanksgiving, there’s a whole lot of pie to go around today. I happen to have a couple of slices waiting for me in the fridge. Unfortunately, we were not equipped with the adjustable Pie Gate yesterday to keep all that delicious blueberry goo [...]
Barrel Of Pot Hooks
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009After you restock your kitchen with those adorable bear and froggy pans from yesterday, it’d be a terrible shame to hide them in the cupboards. So why not match their whimsy with these Barrel Of Monkey pot hooks? No seriously, you’d be a terrible person not to. Terrible!
The Monkey Shine Monkey Pot Hooks are available [...]
Beary Froggy Frying Pans
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Whoever said your frying pans can’t be cute enough to gobble up can go suck a pancake. I mean, not that anyone ever said that. At least not on the record. And well, no, you shouldn’t eat your frying pans. But you can eat the delicious and adorable pancakes you’re about to fry up on [...]
Cheat Sheet/Towel
Thursday, November 12th, 2009Do you get carried away in the kitchen? Can you not keep up with your conversions? No worries, leave the laptop where it is, keep your floury palms to yourself and decrease the chances of your stove catching on fire by referencing the only towel you’ll ever need in the kitchen. Take that measuring cups [...]
Mugs Of A Feather Link Together
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009It doesn’t seem fair that anyone would be expected to carry more than two of anything. I mean, come on. Two arms means two hands. And two hands means two orders and a giant side of “shut up and get it yourself.” Unless your mugs can link together, of course. Now if only I could [...]
Death Star Cookie Jar
Sunday, July 12th, 2009The Death Star Cookie Jar may not be completely out of its concept stage yet, but I think we all know what we can expect from it. Cookies. Delicious, fresh and evil cookies. Need I say more? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
The Death Star Cookie Jar is available for pre-order from the StarWarsShop for $49.99.
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Swiss Army Knife Con Spatula? No Me Digas!
Monday, June 8th, 2009Now don’t get too excited. They have yet to invent a pocket knife complete with a spatula next to your corkscrew. However, you can still enjoy the Swissarmius Cutlery Holder that looks like a pocket knife with a spatula (next to a cork crew, your call), or you can go out and invent your [...]
Pasta Tasting Fork
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Considering spaghetti was one of the first meals I learned to prepare for myself, I’ve wrestled with many rogue noodles over the years for the simple taste test. Through this constant struggle to see eye to eye with the slippery noodles, I have endured multiple burnt fingers, tongues and have consumed far too much undercooked [...]
Oh, Snap! Cheese!
Sunday, February 15th, 2009Oh, Snap! may look like a cheese board from an episode of Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry, but at least you can have your cheese and eat it too. Wait, that’s wrong, isn’t it? Whatever, what I do know is that there are a lot of dangerous scenarios I’d put myself in for cheese. [...]
Pac-Man HotHead
Friday, February 6th, 2009Word’s can’t express how I feel about the Fred & Friends collection, especially some of the newer stuff added to the Spring catalog, but it’s good feelings nonetheless. The Pac-Man HotHead for example is nothing short of perfection. Except if it comes with a few freshly baked ghosty chip cookies. Then it’ll totally surpass it! [...]
Rubik’s Cube Salt And Pepper Mills
Friday, February 6th, 2009I tend to enjoy a delicious meal over a mind boggling puzzle any day, so don’t take it personally, Rubik’s Cube. It’s not like I was ever good at solving you anyway. But man, do I know how to clear a plate! At least I can share that with you, right?
The Rubik’s Cube Salt and [...]
Cooking Mama Apron
Monday, January 26th, 2009After just 5 minutes of playing Cooking Mama, it’s guaranteed you’ll never forget her voice. Whenever I see any screens and quotes from the game, apron included, I mentally read it in her voice and then I claw my eyes and ears out. It’s how I roll. But despite the fact that Cooking Mama haunts [...]
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