Teenage Mutant Ninja Fingers
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Hey man, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are pretty cool and all, but when it comes to finger puppets, it’s all about Splinter. Bawww, look at him. He’s so cute! Though I’m sure his ninjutsu has seen better days. Like when he had arms and legs…
The Fighting Turtles Finger Puppet Set is available from the [...]
Anatomical Heart Locket
Monday, February 8th, 2010Do you love someone? Do you want to be with that person forever? Do you want to keep a picture of him or her close to your heart? Then this is not your locket. Perfect for anti-Valentines and fans of anatomy and guts, this heart only has one thing to offer. More heart. It’s stunning [...]
Paper Ribcage
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Cards are a strange accessory to gifts and occasions. They’re nice and all, but how did one create a successful mega industry based on these little pieces of paper? I will never understand. Wait, yes I do. We’re lazy. Fair enough! But if you want to shake it up and give a card with a [...]
Land Of The Rising Pet Bowl
Monday, February 1st, 2010I’ve been in the market for one of those rising sun rock star sleeveless shirts for a while now ever since I’ve dedicated my life to a Def Leppard tribute band, but this pet pool will simply have to do. Granted, I will have to get a pet to feed first. Meh, still better than [...]
Big Daddy Jewelry
Friday, January 29th, 2010Drooooooooooool. After spending all morning thinking about how much I don’t want an iPad, I’ve run dry on expressions for things that I do want like a matching Big Daddy bracelet and ring. It reminds me so much of thus ridiculously large resin ring I’ve been jonesing for since I saw it in Soho last [...]
Game Boy Advance Flash Drives
Sunday, January 24th, 2010Ok, so it’s not a dress (sorry to those of you who got really comfortable with the latest Nintendo dress trend), but it will do. Think of all the dress related things you could save on it. Essays about dresses, patterns of dresses, songs about dresses, pictures of dresses, pictures of men in dresses, pictures [...]
I Can Haz Catnip?
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Yes you can, my little furry friend. Yes you can.
So, what are all the Lolcats going to do now? Get a real job? Pfft.
Aw, crud. the YesPleaseBurger Etsy shop just ran out of catnip burgers. I guess your cat will have to just keep on freeloading. Not like they hadn’t already planned that.
[via BuzzFeed]
Game Boy Dress
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Dare I say this is adorable? Because it’s adorable. I mean until someone gets a little too hands on if you know what I’m saying. That kind of behavior would warrant a firm knee to the groin and I am happy to deliver. But I will warn the ladies, the tube top (especially a tube [...]
There’s A Flamingo In Your Chandelier
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010Whoever thought that hanging a gaggle of pink flamingos with light bulbs sticking out of their mouths would make a good light fixture is a genius and should be promoted. To what? I don’t know. Quite frankly, I don’t care just as long as he can add “Awesome” to his title. And while I’d kill [...]
Brain Bowls
Friday, January 15th, 2010You’d be a brave soul to eat something out of these bowls. Granted, they’re not squishy or gooey like a brain, or how I’d imagine a brain to be, but you’ll probably want to be selective about what you serve in them. For example:
Cereal – Good
Oatmeal – Bad
Ice Cream – Good
Cream Cheese – Bad
Miso Soup [...]
Mustache Pillow
Friday, November 13th, 2009Have you ever looked at your pillow and thought, hey, all this thing really needs is a mustache? Me too. Though, I’m not really sure how I feel about this guy’s face. It looks like a picture of Geraldo that I’d find in my Spanish 3 workbook and well, there’s never a right time or [...]
Longcat Scarf Is Long
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009I always feel bad posting about things that are sold out. It’s such a tease. But in the case of longcat, I think I can get a little forgiveness. I mean, look how long he is! Now that’s my kind of longcat. Hopefully more will be produced or hey, maybe it’ll be a litte inspiration [...]
Uterus Pillow?
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009…
While I do believe that everyone should embrace, love and respect their bodies this is uh… well, uhm, ehhhhhh, hummmm… I think what’s more amazing about this giant stuffed uterus is not that it’s a giant stuffed uterus, but rather how its makers decided to market it.
Worried that your uterus is too small? Wow them [...]
Recipe Cards – An Excuse To Talk About The Asparagus
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009I’m not really one to follow a recipe, let alone create one, but these cards kind of stuck with me. Mostly because of the asparagus. Ok, completely because of the asparagus. I’m hypnotized! It’s simply beyond genius and I just want to wrap my head around the concept. An asparagus… in underwear. It’s excellent. It’s [...]
Bunny Leather Masks?
Monday, October 26th, 2009Etsy is fun all year round, but it’s the Halloween season that really makes things exciting. Simply search “halloween” and you’ll totally find everything you could ever need and want and then some. A good example of the “and then some” portion of Etsy finds would be this black leather bunny mask. Sure, I don’t [...]
Vampire Bite Necklace
Thursday, October 8th, 2009So, this whole vampire thing is starting to get a little annoying. Maybe because I have no new vampire material to drool on and no, I’m not succumbing to Twilight. I mean, diamond skin? Really? Let me show you my diamond fists!
Despite my stubbornness, I still gotta give some Etsy-ers props for this vampire bite [...]
Lighter Cufflinks
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Well, isn’t that funny? I was just admiring my wrists, thinking to myself that al my sleeves and I were missing was the capability to make fire. It’s almost like someone heard my prayers of today long enough ago to design and manufacture this pair of lighter cufflinks. Too bad I’m not a fancy dude [...]
Tee Time
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Today, while staring at the “Recently Listed Items” Etsy page (quite the hypnotizing experience, I must say), I discovered a shop of tees worth mentioning. The first of many to catch my eye was the Monster Scoop Neck ($24.00), for obvious reasons. But then I bestowed my eyes upon this. The Weapons tee (also $24.00).
They [...]
Super Mario Bros. Chucks
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009Super Marios Chuck Taylors? Oh man, covering these isn’t even an option. It’s an obligation. But that’s fine, I happen to like them both. You know, the details on not only these shoes, but ParadoxArtistry’s other goods are pretty fantastic. I have a hard enough replicating my own characters, I can’t even get down with [...]
Super 8 Clock
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009Ok, I get it. It’s something that wasn’t a clock but now is. Clever. But you can do that with anything. I once turned my cat into a clock. Except that it wasn’t my cat. Moving on, this Super 8 camera was once used to record our traces of life and time (poetic, I know), [...]
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