Tee Time
Thursday, January 7th, 2010Two words: Jurassic. Parka.
Get it? Get it? Do you get it? Huh? Do you? Do you get it!?!?
Oliver Barret’s Jurassic Parka tee is available from Shirt.Woot! today and today only for $10.00. For the record, they refer to this color as “Tyrannosaurus Red.” And yes, I totally have the Jurassic Park theme stuck in my [...]
Dino Bed
Sunday, December 13th, 2009Speaking of beds I want to sleep in, some lucky little kid somewhere snatched up yet another one of my dreams: to be roommates with a dinosaur. Granted, I’d prefer something smaller and less carnivorous, but hey, supplies are low. I wonder how this kid’s family was able to swing this deal. They must have [...]
Dinosaurs Are People Too!
Thursday, November 12th, 2009There’s a lot to be said about dinosaurs and how awesome they were, but now it looks like they possibly could have been warm blooded too. Say whhhhaaaaattttt?
Now, using a biomechanical model that predicts the energy cost of walking and running based on the size of an animal’s leg bones, researchers have shown that the biggest [...]
Pterodactyl Sweater
Friday, October 30th, 2009Does Betsy Johnson sneak into my room at night to steal ideas from my dream bubbles? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve been knitting this sweater in my head since I was 4 years old. Fun fact: I got really good at drawing Pterodactyls when I was 6, so maybe I should be given a discount [...]
DINOSAURS!!!! – Animatronics Make My Dreams Come True
Monday, October 12th, 2009Did I just die and go to heaven? Clearly not because I’m not even in that room. Good thing too. Who would have known what I would have done?!? Probably something epic/FAIL like trying to ride one of those things out of the studio. Holy Raptor Jesus, I want one (or all) of these dinosaurs [...]
Tee Time
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009It’s like two of Don Bluth’s masterpieces had a baby that took approximately 20 years to pop out. Not that I’m complaining. I love all of the components to this tee, though I definitely watched All Dogs Go To Heaven more than The Land Before Time. What? It always made me cry! Now if only [...]
Tee Time
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009There was a tie for today’s Tee Time. One is awesome and the other is extremely time sensitive so let’s go ahead and get that one out of the way because it’ll probably be old news by the time you finish reading it.
I guess I can blame Kanye West for interrupting my day with extremely [...]
Dino Breakup
Friday, June 12th, 2009Wow, this reminds me of my last breakup. He was a Philosoraptor and I was lonely and impressionable. We spent a lot of time together and I eventually lost contact with my friends because he didn’t like any of them. I had to face the facts that it just wasn’t going to work out and [...]
Here Come The Dinosaurs
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Why didn’t I make this? Damn!
[via LaughingSquid]
Fan Mail!
Monday, March 30th, 2009Last night I was lucky enough to receive some fan mail in reference to one of my many dinosaur related posts.
Before you crack jokes on the Bible, you should take a break from the video games and read it. But obviously, like the classic stupid American you are, you’ve made a swift judgment on something [...]
I Believe In Dinosaurs!!!
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009Oh great! A car emblem for us dinosaur believers. Alright fishy lovers, don’t get your nets tangled up in a frenzy. I respect your beliefs and you should respect mine. I mean, I’m not all that different from you after all. You see, while you and other good people of faith celebrate Easter or Passover [...]
Dinosaur Vs. Bear
Thursday, September 18th, 2008I have to admit, as much as I talk about dinosaurs and bears, I’ve never really taken the time to think about who would win in a fight. In this print by George Thompson, the bear is like, crazy big. I mean, I knew bears were big, but bigger than a T Rex? Any other [...]
Baby Brachiosaurus Statue! The Prophecy Came True!
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008I stand corrected.
We were led to believe that everything is totally normal after the first testing of the doom machine the LHC. My theory was that there would be an accelerated evolution, which in turn would bring back the dinosaurs. Theory, fantasy…whatever. It’s all the same to me. But apparently, I was right because look [...]
Dinosaur Necklace Belongs Around My Neck By Tomorrow
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008Many fear that the LHC will be the end of us all, yet I’m totally excited. You guys can believe what ever you want about the threat of black holes and whatnot, but I’m convinced that the LHC will bring back the dinosaurs. Boy, will you be sorry for laughing at that when they bite [...]
Make Your Own Dino Foot Prints
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Whether you’re going camping or to the beach, it’s important to clean up after yourself. However, if you should leave anything behind to inspire the scratching of noggins everywhere, it should be these dinosaur foot prints. Simply strap them on to you feet and continue about your recreational activities while leaving these mysterious prints everywhere. [...]
Dinosaur Roams Museum Halls Without Ben Stiller Or Steven Spielberg
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Imagine being face to face with a dinosaur. Now imagine being face to face with a dinosaur that won’t bite your face off. At the LA Museum of Natural History, a dinosaur actually roams the halls without the assistance of CGI or Ben Stiller. I’m not sure exactly how this is happening, but I do [...]
Dinosaurs Like Fried Chicken (Duh!) Ring
Monday, June 2nd, 2008This ring from Supermarket created the biggest question mark over my head for the day. I mean, of course dinosaurs like fried chicken. They like a lot of things. It’s kind of like saying “bears like pizza”. Well duh, of course bears like pizza. You know what else dinosaurs like? Plants, fish, birds, other dinosaurs, [...]