Paige sent me this to me this morning, considering that I seem to feature an absurd amount of toast products here on the Dairy. I honestly can’t tell if I am drawn to toast or if toast is drawn to me. Then again, maybe toast is just “in” right now. Well, whatever is going on, what I do know is that the toast I shared with Sean from Dairy Queen rocked and the Mister Toast is painfully adorable. Measuring in at 7 inches, Mister Toast totally beats out DQ toast for sure. And he’s totally cheap too. Aw, come on Mister Toast, I mean that in a good way

The Mister Toast Plushie is available from Oliebollen for $7.50.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for public profanity, but imagine how much better of an investment it would have been just to give me the job. I could stand on the street, cursing, and just as much as I do in my ordinary day. We could even employ the homeless, and in turn, make the world a better place. Nobody would be hungry, everybody would be cursing and I’ll finally get a slice of the pie.

But I guess this will do, for now.

Check out more swear promoting typeface and print here.

[via NOTCOT]

That is all.

Thanks, Joe.

Used little wads of tissue! Each one varies slightly from the last. Perhaps it was a cold, or allergies…they were used, and then thrown away, its all rather sad. Please note no real boogies are used in the construction of these tissues (you will have to use your imagination!)

Oh dear, that IS sad. And to think that I thought maybe, just maybe, tissues were happy, but that’s what you get when you’ve been miseducated as a child to think that you can make a tissue dance by putting a little boogie in it. I feel terrible. I mean, this season alone I’ve combated two rounds of a nasty flu, and needless to say, many tissues’ lives were lost. My God, what have I become?

Used Tissues are available from MyPaperCrane Shop for $10.00.

[via NerdApproved]

Wow, what an awesome idea. Just…wow.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw my babies at this kid.

[via CrunchGear]

If people would get it through their heads that maybe just maybe it’d be safer to assume that I knew Karate, it’d save us a whole lot of time (and your face a whole lot of damage). And by your face, I mean mine. Or do I? Take my word for it, you don’t want to find out!

The It’s Just Safer To Assume I Know Karate tee is available from TypeTees for $15.00. Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a power point presentation that wants to test my limits. Won’t Microsoft Office be surprised once I’m through with it…

Artist Robert Burden is not only fierce enough to paint an enormous portrait of Voltron, but he also created a time-lapse video of the process to go with it. I’m warning you, your head might explode a little bit.

Sheesh, it’s things like this that make me feel completely inadequate at everything I do and overall, pretty insignificant. But then I remember that I’m still in training to be the coolest person ever and must carry out my indoctrination before I expect any results. Just you wait, I’ll be able to fight meteors when this is all over.

[via MAKE]

It’s official, it is cold outside and will be cold for a very long time. While we’ve had our days of bouncing about the thermometer, winter is here and here to stay. It always comes as such a surprise to me until I remember that hey, it’s November and things like winter weather happen in November. So even though we didn’t get a dusting of snow last night as previously forecast-ed, I know that soon enough I’ll be able to enjoy the ultimate authority of the Snowball Blaster.

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 80′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations. Simply place snow in the forming chamber and close the lid, and it packs three perfectly spherical snowballs. To blast your mark, place one snowball in the muzzle, aim the launcher, and pull back the slingshot mechanism. Because the blaster is powered by elastomers instead of batteries, it provides uninterrupted, fast-action play. Made of durable, cold-resistant plastic. Includes targets for shooting practice.

Neighborhood confrontations? Psht, more like snowy annihilation! It’s not my fault that I just so happen to have a vantage point out of the second floor kitchen window. That’s just what you get for walking down my street!

The 80’s Snowball Launcher is available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $29.95 and can be expected to ship before Christmas.

[via technabob]

Turns out the Apple discussion forum is much more than just a safe haven for Apple fanboys to geek out, it is also a giant black hole of DRAMZ. One desperate woman tries to rationalize her husbands lame excuse of infidelity by posting to the iPhone support forum.

Please help! I took my husband’s i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent. Has anyone ever heard of this happening? The future of my marriage depends on this answer!

Yeah… So anyway, the answers are awesome, especially the ” Its a glitch, but only happens if the pic is sufficiently raunchy” comment. Even better, it looks as if the guilty husband tried to cover his tracks. Basically it’s a long slew of entertainment. Call me a bad person for laughing at such misfortunes, but come on, the dude is an idiot!

[via Gizmodo]