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Monday, March 15th, 2010Step 1: Head on over to the Australian Coastal Watch site and zoom in on the satellite images of a shark infested Bondi Beach.
Step 2: Come back here to chat.
Did you scream? Cry? Squeal? Poop your pants? Yeah, I’m sorry. But I just couldn’t help myself and honestly, you can’t really blame me. And while [...]
Tampon Chandelier
Monday, March 15th, 2010Tampons are special. All it really takes is one to get your attention. But a whole chandelier’s worth? You’re going to be paying attention to me for days! Which is wonderful for me. I have a lot of feelings I’d like to express… But that can wait for later. For now, let us bask in [...]
Dear Zebra
Sunday, March 14th, 2010You really shouldn’t do that.
Love, Nikkita
[via DailyMail]
Trololololo – Literally
Sunday, March 14th, 2010Remember that one Russian guy that we all love? You know, the one who doesn’t need to move his mouth to sing? Yeah, he’s the best. And by the best, I mean the absolute scariest. Seriously, this guy could contend with the likes of a Crispin Glover minotaur beast hybrid for super creep eccentricity that [...]
The Internet Has Collided – Chatroulette On Missed Connections
Friday, March 12th, 2010Because Missed Connections couldn’t possibly be any vaguer, a bunch of webcam junkies realized they could use its services for their Chatroulette infatuations. To be fair, I have no idea how else they’re going to reconnect with a disconnected user. Have you not seen ChatrouletteMap? Everybody is online!
Anyway, here are a couple of gems that [...]
The CIA Spiked The Bread
Friday, March 12th, 2010In 1951, the French Village of Pont-Saint-Esprit was struck with a mysterious case of chaotic insanity when inhabitants mysteriously suffered from intense hallucinations leaving many institutionalized and 5 dead.
One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another [...]
How To Get YouTube To Film You?
Friday, March 12th, 2010This totally sums up everything I hate and love about the internet, a place of equal parts imbecile and brilliance. Okay, maybe the ratio is a little bleaker than that. Something more like 999 idiots to every redeemable person, but usually their genius makes up for (most) of their peers. So thank you, camaha126. You’re [...]
Nikon – The Pinkening
Thursday, March 11th, 2010My God. And I thought the chemical devil snake made me uncomfortable. I knew nothing of anxiety until now, watching this brave soul disassemble, paint and reassemble a Nikon D90. Words just can’t express how awful this is making me feel. Then again, it could be all that coffee that’s making me so nervous. Well, [...]
The Chemical Reaction Nightmares Are Made Of
Thursday, March 11th, 2010So apparently when you set mercury thiocyanate ablaze, Satan himself eats an angel puppy. There is not a single bad word strong enough to express how deeply disturbed I am by what just happened. I’m pretty sure you’re all going to think this is hella cool and all, but that’s because you’re all seriously demented [...]
Cycles
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010I’m not really sure what to say. I’m so hypnotized by all those teddy bears, I can’t even remember what words are anymore. Happ…happiness? Is that a word? Because that’s what I feel despite how bizarre this all is. By the way, I totally felt a rush of familiarity once that giant teddy bear came [...]
Ghostbusters Pumpkin Fixes Ke$ha
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010I’m not sure where Luke found this dancing pumpkin man revamp and I’m not even all that concerned about him because of it. The point is he did. And despite my distaste for Ke$ha, he sent it over to me and boy am I glad. I freakin’ love that pumpkin man! So once again, someone [...]
Where Bars Outnumber Grocery Stores
Monday, March 8th, 2010Oh, America. The land of excess. Not only do we eat our weight in fast food on a regular basis, but apparently in some parts of the country, our beer belly is getting out of control. The map above shows the country based on places where grocery stores outnumber bars (yellow) and where bars outnumber [...]
Mandatory Creepy Post: Demon Baby Vs. Demon Gaga Child
Thursday, March 4th, 2010So this Japanese Kleenex tissue demon child commercial made quite a round about the interwebz recently. Understandable. It’s so vaguely and unnecessarily creepy. And while I understand that different cultures, countries, regions and even neighborhoods have different perceptions of things, why couldn’t a puppy drive the point home that hey, these tissues feel soft?
Anyway, if [...]
Switch Me – Light Switch Or Light Trap?
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Are you dense and forgetful? Are you too dependent on your lights? Is your electric bill too high? Do you only learn from a little pain? Wonderful. French designer Josselin Zaïgouche’s Switch Me light switch mouse trap is sure to teach you a lesson. Why you’d willingly set yourself up for pain and failure is [...]
Pedigree Vs. Vitalic
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010So everyone and his mother is oozing over this super slow-motion Pedigree commercial featuring dogs stylistically jumping through the air, with fur graciously blowing in the wind, to catch a treat with their angry dog mouths.
Huh. That looks familiar… Almost as if it were a ripoff of a certain dog enhanced Vitalic video…
Ah ha! And [...]
Tree Branch Power Line Annihilation
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010Oh, sweet! I totally meant to post this yesterday. Mostly because it’s the most horrifying sound to hear before something bursts into phantom flames! Man, what a great way to burn.
P.S. Stay away from power lines.
[via Make]
Mouse Tracking In A Day
Friday, February 26th, 2010Ever wonder how much mileage you put on your computer mouse? Yeah, you’re not the only one. Using the services of IOGraphica, architect Alan Tansey traced his mouse’s movement for an entire day. Yikes. You know, I can’t even imagine what my “mouse path” would look like. But then again, maybe that’s something better left [...]
Oh, Shit – Dubai Mall Aquarium Is Leaking
Friday, February 26th, 2010Dubai is under water. Well, its mall is, which shouldn’t have been much of a surprise considering it houses a 2 million gallon aquarium that was home to 33,000 different creatures including a whole bunch of sharks, and just so happened to have sprung an epic leak. I imagine the shoppers and vendors aren’t too [...]
iMaxi For The Maxi iPad
Friday, February 26th, 2010After the iPad’s big announcement of January, everyone and his or her mother had something to say about the unfortunately named Apple brainchild, especially about its unfortunate name. But because people have a sense of humor, or something, the iMaxi was created to protect the iPad simply because those two words, maxi and pad, will [...]
Tiny Jerboa – No, You’re Not Hallucinating
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Holy freakin’ mother of God, this little creature looks like something I’d see in a fever dream after playing way too much Q*bert. I can’t tell if it’s totally adorable or absolutely horrifying. For the record, this is a pygmy jerboa, which meant nothing to me at first since I have never seen a jerboa [...]
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