Wearables
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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010I like Yoshi as much as the next guy, but the last thing I’d do is wrap his freakin’ tongue around my neck. Not because it would be gross, I mean, I’m sure it is, but that tongue has the strength of an the anaconda and Ice Cube put together. He is a dinosaur after [...]
Going International, First Class
Monday, March 15th, 2010Wuh oh, did the Dairy just turn into a girl fest explosion? Yikes. Better get some sharks on here and quick. But first, the dress. Attention all small framed and adorable women. You may want to take certain precautions while wearing the Par Avion dress. If you get to close to a mailbox, you might [...]
Umbrella Skirt
Monday, March 15th, 2010With the way the weather has been over the weekend (aka HURRICANE BONANZA), a skirt constructed from the fabric of an umbrella just may be a reasonable purchase. Well, at least for most rain showers. But as for the storm we just dealt with, well, you’d probably pull a Mary Poppins and fly away with [...]
Tee Time
Monday, March 8th, 2010Because some male lions prefer the company of other male lions. That’s just something we’re going to have to respect, people. And can you really blame them? I mean, if there was a gang of pink lions hanging out in the back, I’d totally go nuzzle my face in their manes right now. Then maybe [...]
Bottle Opener Cufflinks
Monday, March 8th, 2010The bottle opener has evolved from dwelling in the kitchen drawer to appearing on our keychains, belt buckles and even rings. Damn, I still want one of those rings. Almost as much as I want one of those beer holsters. I’m not entirely sure what that says about me… Moving on. It’s about time the [...]
Tee Time
Sunday, March 7th, 2010No wonder rap music is so popular!
Do you know what makes me feel invincible? Jumping off a cliff, into a volcano after I’ve slayed the Wildebeest Blood Dragon and won the 2012 U.S. presidency. Granted, I’d need my invincibility cloak for all of that. That and a little B.I.G.’s Ready To Die. Throw your hands [...]
Tee Time
Friday, February 26th, 2010Oh, that Cheshire Cat. Coming and going as he pleases. What a little mischievous jerk. If I ever saw him hiding in a tree, I’d punch him in the face before he could fade away and transition his stupid grin into a moon or something like I somehow remember him doing (I could totally be [...]
Puma Lacing School Stop Motion
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Ever since watching that video about procrastination, I can’t help but think about all the procrastinating I want to do later tonight. I think that in of itself is called procrastinating. For example, by thinking about procrastinating, I can procrastinate finding those extra purple laces that I can use to loop [...]
Toy Fair 2010: Violet Gumdrop!
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010Forest and Jenny went together like peas and carrots, but my bestie and I go together like milk and cookies. Mostly because I’d rather be a cookie than a carrot. Just saying. Anyway! You know how I am. Stamp a milk carton onto anything and I’ll come running. Lucky for me, the treasures over the [...]
Braintris Hoodie
Sunday, February 14th, 2010If you could see into my head, my brain would probably look something like this, except with a whole lot more kittens, llamas and candy. Oh, and that random vision of Prince in his ass-less yellow suit from his infamous VMA performance. Yeah, my brain goes there, but to be fair, it’s probably a whole [...]
The Snuggle Suit Vs. The Snuggle Suit – Who Will Win?
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Remember the Snuggle Suit, JCPenney’s giant middle finger to the Snuggie? Well, it looks like it has been challenged by yet another product that claims to be a “snuggle suit,” except this bitch totally has feet. Can you smell that? That’s the smell of death and destruction in the ring of Nikkita’s Inanimate Object Battle [...]
Robot Underpants Invasion!!!
Thursday, February 11th, 2010I can’t decide if this video/commercial is funny or absolutely terrifying. So let’s break it down.
In general I would deem underpants as funny. Say it: underpants. Did you giggle? I totally did.
So far, the commercial is funny.
In general I would say that robots aren’t funny. I mean, there’s always an exception (i.e. Bender) but a [...]
Polaroid Scarf
Monday, February 8th, 2010We can all rest assured that Polaroids are making a comeback, but just in case you really want to take that celebration to a whole new level, you can adorn your already beautiful neck (see that? I’m being nice to you!) with one of the gorgeous Polaroid scarves by Philippe Roucou, complete with white border [...]
Anatomical Heart Locket
Monday, February 8th, 2010Do you love someone? Do you want to be with that person forever? Do you want to keep a picture of him or her close to your heart? Then this is not your locket. Perfect for anti-Valentines and fans of anatomy and guts, this heart only has one thing to offer. More heart. It’s stunning [...]
Mario Tote Bag
Sunday, February 7th, 2010Guh, had to get away from all the food stories before I had a feeding frenzy on my living room furniture. Plus, this Mario tote bag is much cuter than the bowl of salsa I plan on eating any moment now. And depending on how much shipping from Brazil is, Mario is going for a [...]
Guinness World Record – Tee Shirts
Sunday, February 7th, 2010There’s nothing extraordinary that I can do enough of to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, so I’m sure you can understand how upset I was to discover this man did so simply by wearing tee shirts. To be fair, it was a whole lot of them, totaling in at 155 shirts ranging [...]
Tee Time
Thursday, February 4th, 2010I used to think the “something is red, something else is blue” love poem mumbo jumbo was as boring as they came, but then again, I have a cold, black heart. This little tee, on the other hand, melted a layer of varnish off my said dark heart. Mind you, that layer was very thin [...]
Wonder Bra!
Monday, February 1st, 2010I haven’t decided if this is an excuse to write about a bra or Wonder Woman, but it’s no doubt an opportunity I fully intend to cease and fulfill. There are a lot of things I can imply to the ladies about wearing a Wonder Woman bra concerning their increase of attractiveness to the male [...]
Tee Time
Sunday, January 31st, 2010How many aliens are too many aliens? I’d have to say enough when one is ripping through another’s stomach. But in this case that’d only be two and honestly, that’s a little disappointing. Unless one of them already ate Alf or something. Then I could probably get behind it. Except for that whole eating Alf [...]
Big Daddy Jewelry
Friday, January 29th, 2010Drooooooooooool. After spending all morning thinking about how much I don’t want an iPad, I’ve run dry on expressions for things that I do want like a matching Big Daddy bracelet and ring. It reminds me so much of thus ridiculously large resin ring I’ve been jonesing for since I saw it in Soho last [...]
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