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Friday, February 26th, 2010Fuzzy dice have been an acceptable form of tacky car accessories along with silly and trashy bumper stickers, dashboard hula girls, political propaganda and university “I went to this school neener neener neener” window stickers. Is there any room to improve? Yes and plenty. So do it right with a little weighted companion cube action. [...]
Frame View Mirror
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Around these parts, we have a renegade clock repair shop that stalks our lives, leaving their invasive ads on all of our cars in front of the Gamervision office. Kind of weird, but not as bad as when they leave them on the cars in front of the only other clock repair shop in the [...]
Pigeon On The Subway
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Well would you look at that? That little pigeon is riding the subway. And if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he was enjoying it. Now I understand that pigeons are seen as rats with wings and well, that’s pretty low on the status scale, but having wings to begin with pretty much puts [...]
Road Skiers
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010I couldn’t help myself. Two people totally just skied up the road. On skis. As in, they’re skiing in the street and they look super funny. But in the end, the joke is on me since they were able to get away before I could catch a good shot of them. Well played, urban skiers. [...]
Tokyo Sky Drive
Friday, February 5th, 2010Hello shiny mirror effect! This is the kind of video I would have playing on my walls in my future house of the future-y future, where every morning I sit inside a humidifying machine that also applies my Pris makeup and inserts a thimble radio into my ear. Man, this cold, bleak and sterile future [...]
iKnot
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010If your eyes are so bad you don’t know what we’re talking about, allow me to help. The ad says:
Do knot forget:
Bluetooth comes with every new Ford model.
Wow, Ford. I never really gave you much of a thought until now. This ad is so clever, it kind of hurts. As a matter of fact, I [...]
The Explosion Lawyer
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Finding a lawyer is pretty scary because, well, that’s some scary territory. Lucky for me, I know enough kids from my school’s drama club that ended up going to law school that I could probably fake some owed favors from. “Remember when I drove you home after play practice in March of 2003? Yeah, well [...]
Back To The Future Time Machine Monster
Friday, January 22nd, 2010I’m not really one for over-sized cars, but I can’t help but feel like this was a positive adjustment to the DeLorean. Think about it. If Doc Brown’s time machine was built more like a tank, he too would have escaped those terrorists at the mall with Marty McFly without sending Mr. Fox to the [...]
1959 Vs. 2009
Thursday, January 14th, 2010Yikes.
In the 50 years since US insurers organized the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, car crashworthiness has improved. Demonstrating this was a crash test conducted on Sept. 9 between a 1959 Chevrolet Bel Air and a 2009 Chevrolet Malibu. In a real-world collision similar to this test, occupants of the new model would fare much [...]
Now That’s A Lot Of Christmas
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Think you have a big Christmas tree?
Think again.
Greig Howe likes his Christmas trees big, that’s why for the second year in a row, he has set up a 50 ft tree to celebrate the season. Actually, it is a bit of an illusion since the tree has been cut to fit into the house. However, [...]
David Letterman In The Cupcake Car
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Remember those insanely expensive cupcake cars from Neiman Marcus that are pretty much useless to and unobtainable by 99.999999999999999999999999999% of the world’s population? Well, they put David Letterman in one and he pretty much did everything I wanted him to do: call cupcake drivers assholes and attacked the Christmas tree. Only you, David Letterman, could [...]
Tandem Unicycle
Sunday, December 13th, 2009No offense dude, but something tells me that Daisy would take one look at this unicycle built for two and say “fuck that.” If it makes you feel any better, I’ve heard she has a terrible sense of direction and she can’t even fly. Pfft, what a loser. But I’m sure you’ll find a lovely [...]
Ferrari Guy (For Hire)
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009… Where do I even begin?
First off, I can’t take credit for finding this on my own. I can’t even give credit to Paul who sent it to me. All credit goes to his special lady, Jen. How the hell she found this, I don’t know and quite frankly, I don’t think I want to. [...]
In Russia… Eh, I Don’t Even Know
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Blugh, moving is stressful enough. Who’d want to even think about transporting a tower of homegoods, let alone stopping for gas while en route? Simply put, this move defies gravity, reality and every religious icon and significant historical event ever.
Pac-Man Car
Sunday, November 1st, 2009Wow. You’d really have to like Pac-Man to Xzibit the shit out of your ride. Just look at those rims. Do I see even more Pac-Mans?
My God, it IS full of Pac-Mans. And I thought one on every square foot of the car was enough. Then again, I’m a girl and I drive an old [...]
Cupcake Cars!
Thursday, October 8th, 2009There’s a lot of things you could do with $25,000. You could buy half of IKEA, pay rent for a full year and even buy a good car with some cash leftover… to go and buy a quarter of IKEA that is. But why do anything like that when you can buy a $25,000 Customized [...]
Bat Wings For Your Car – YES!
Monday, September 28th, 2009Finally! I don’t know how many times I’ve looked at my sad excuse for a car and thought “man, I wish I drove a Batmobile.” That’s mostly because I assume The Batmobile has air conditioning and it was pretty hot this summer. Now, I know adding bat wings to my car won’t make the AC [...]
Limo Bike?
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009Think you can’t ride this obscenely disproportionate bike? Just imagine how the T. Rex feels. Sorry buddy. I’m sure they’ll make bikes for little arms one day. It’d probably help if you were living too. Get on that.
Until then, maybe this guy will finally cheer up.
[via CraziestGadgets]
Wallpapered Beetle
Thursday, August 27th, 2009I used to have a Beetle and I can’t really say that I’d recommend it to anyone. Something as simple as changing a bulb in your headlight was overly complicated with the need of assistance from a mechanic. Something about having to remove the engine to get to the headlights? I don’t know but if [...]
Wood Frame Bike Makes Me Skeptical
Thursday, August 13th, 2009Guest post by Zane!
It seems like every day there’s a new innovation in bikes, and today that innovation is wood frames. Renovo is attempting to revolutionize biking with their sleek, lightweight wood frames.
Conspicuously absent from the wooden frames is a fixed gear, although above is their bamboo fixed gear. Also pretty conspicuous is that rear [...]
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