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Monday, March 8th, 2010Because some male lions prefer the company of other male lions. That’s just something we’re going to have to respect, people. And can you really blame them? I mean, if there was a gang of pink lions hanging out in the back, I’d totally go nuzzle my face in their manes right now. Then maybe [...]
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Sunday, March 7th, 2010No wonder rap music is so popular!
Do you know what makes me feel invincible? Jumping off a cliff, into a volcano after I’ve slayed the Wildebeest Blood Dragon and won the 2012 U.S. presidency. Granted, I’d need my invincibility cloak for all of that. That and a little B.I.G.’s Ready To Die. Throw your hands [...]
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Friday, February 26th, 2010Oh, that Cheshire Cat. Coming and going as he pleases. What a little mischievous jerk. If I ever saw him hiding in a tree, I’d punch him in the face before he could fade away and transition his stupid grin into a moon or something like I somehow remember him doing (I could totally be [...]
T-Shirt War – Stop Motion Tees
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Not sure if you guys noticed yet, but I’m a big ol’ fan of stop motion. I’ve even jumped in to swim with the big fishes with a few of my own projects and let me tell you, that water is cold. And while I love and appreciate learning from others’ endless hours of toiling [...]
Guinness World Record – Tee Shirts
Sunday, February 7th, 2010There’s nothing extraordinary that I can do enough of to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, so I’m sure you can understand how upset I was to discover this man did so simply by wearing tee shirts. To be fair, it was a whole lot of them, totaling in at 155 shirts ranging [...]
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010I used to think the “something is red, something else is blue” love poem mumbo jumbo was as boring as they came, but then again, I have a cold, black heart. This little tee, on the other hand, melted a layer of varnish off my said dark heart. Mind you, that layer was very thin [...]
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Sunday, January 31st, 2010How many aliens are too many aliens? I’d have to say enough when one is ripping through another’s stomach. But in this case that’d only be two and honestly, that’s a little disappointing. Unless one of them already ate Alf or something. Then I could probably get behind it. Except for that whole eating Alf [...]
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Tuesday, January 26th, 2010Today’s Woot! tee definitely hits a little close to home. Not only do I have the crankiest little cursor who has absolutely no patience for loading, waiting and the internet in general, I too am a cranky little curser who has absolutely no patience for loading, waiting and the internet in general. We don’t really [...]
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Monday, January 25th, 2010I have to admit, I’m kind of surprised this tee hasn’t happened already. Not that I’m complaining. I’m very relieved it did. Look at that! They even stuck with the correct color scheme. And Paul isn’t wearing shoes! Not that anyone else is…
The Beetles tee is available from Threadless for $18.00.
Tee Time For Haiti Relief
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010“Men anpil chay pa lou”
(Translation: “Many Hands Make the Load Lighter”)
We and some friends of ours have come together to support sending relief to Haiti. We’re donating 100% of proceeds of the sale of “Many Hands Make the Load Lighter” to the American Red Cross (up to $100,000).
We reached out to Haiti’s neighbors and asked [...]
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Thursday, January 7th, 2010Two words: Jurassic. Parka.
Get it? Get it? Do you get it? Huh? Do you? Do you get it!?!?
Oliver Barret’s Jurassic Parka tee is available from Shirt.Woot! today and today only for $10.00. For the record, they refer to this color as “Tyrannosaurus Red.” And yes, I totally have the Jurassic Park theme stuck in my [...]
Tee Time – Part Deux (Star Wars Sunday Exception)
Sunday, December 27th, 2009Continuing the celebrations of Star Wars Sunday, I’ll make an exception for another Tee Time. Mostly because I’m jealous of little Luke Skywalker. Note to everyone, I want an AT-AT piñata for my birthday. If you love me, you will make it happen. Thanks. You’re the best. Though in the case that I am not [...]
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Sunday, December 27th, 2009Is you credit card in arm’s reach? Good, we’ve got no time to waste. Much like many other ingenious tees, Leia the Riveter is only available for one day from TeeFury. Thank goodness it’s only $9.00. That’s like a double win for us shopping junkies. Hey, it’s not always about what you get, but the [...]
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Monday, December 21st, 2009Yeah, it was something like that. In the past week alone, not one but two friends posted TMI about their relationship woes. If FB didn’t exist, I never would have been bothered with such butt hurt, super overloaded exhibitionism. No offense and I’m sorry the honeymoon is over, but I don’t really need to be [...]
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Sunday, December 20th, 2009Come on, you guys. Can’t we all just get along? Now get over yourselves, shake hands and let’s play!
The Coexiist (oh, I see what you did there!) tee is available from ThinkGeek for $15.99-17.99.
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Friday, December 18th, 2009Do you know what would be really embarrassing? If someone caught you wearing this tee at your computer. Not only does it make you a lying hypocrite, it also gives others the impression that you have a serious problem which you’re in complete denial of.
The I Am Away From My Computer tee is available from [...]
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Monday, December 7th, 2009Big bang theory, my breakfast! The gods were really just having an early morning snack.
The Milky Way tee is available from Threadless for $9.00 (was $18.00). Sale! Woo!
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Friday, November 27th, 2009Hey. I really appreciate you changing my plain white tee into a snazzy green tee. I just wish you didn’t leave the freakin’ paint bucket on top of it. No, I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed… Oh, please don’t cry. I know you meant well…. Oh boy.
The Beware Wet Pixels tee is an exclusive Ryan [...]
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Friday, November 20th, 2009I wonder what kind of world we’d be living in today if Tetris blocks were dropped instead of propoganda during times of war. Then again, I can’t imagine they would have made such a healthy impact on Africa or West Berlin. Maybe it was for the better that we stuck with food and little leaflets [...]
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Thursday, November 19th, 2009And somewhere in Williamsburg, a hipster is reaching for his parent’s credit card. What? It’ll look perfect with an empty 6-pack of PBR while he’s getting his stomach pumped in an ambulance. Who am I kidding? Hipsters don’t need stomach pumping! Some, however, do need a change of undies.
The My Blood Is Rich In Irony [...]