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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
Despite my like for Apple products, I struggle to see Steve Jobs as the God others make him out to be. Sorry, dude. I don’t really expect any dramatic progression from consuming your life force. But hey, at least I’m not the one whose head effigy is being encouraged to be eaten by the masses. [...]
What Would Steve Jobs Do?
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010What would Steve Jobs do? Well, that’s an interesting way to rethink and reassess a situation. Let’s see. Right now I’m sleepy. If I were Steve Jobs, I would probably take a nap… but after I finish my work. That’s funny. That’s what I was already planning on doing. I guess Steve Jobs and I [...]
Mouse Tracking In A Day
Friday, February 26th, 2010Ever wonder how much mileage you put on your computer mouse? Yeah, you’re not the only one. Using the services of IOGraphica, architect Alan Tansey traced his mouse’s movement for an entire day. Yikes. You know, I can’t even imagine what my “mouse path” would look like. But then again, maybe that’s something better left [...]
Happy Birthday Photoshop!
Friday, February 19th, 2010All right, Photoshop. I know I was giving you hell yesterday. And I know I gave you a lot of hell at the end of that spring semester. And I know I give you hell basically all the time. But I’d like to take this moment and say, despite all my hissy fits and retaliations [...]
Adobe Photoshop Cook
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Let’s take a little break from Toy Fair to revisit our geek roots, where Photoshop and baked goods somehow magically go together. At this point, I will admit that I’m annoyed of looking at Photoshop. Probably because I had a menacing dream about it last night. But I’ll get over it once my tonsils start [...]
Lampy Compy
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010Awwww, the lampy iMac G4 was such a cute computer. My mom happens to still have one and yes, I still like to make it dance. But if it ever goes kaput, I’ll be sure to let her know her options. Though it would probably be a long time before we could find someone to [...]
Piggy Speakers
Monday, February 1st, 2010Speakers can easily be ranked as a necessity for anyone’s desk. But you don’t have to be all conventional about it. I mean, what’s the fun in that? Mix it up and keep it snazzy with these awesome Pig Speakers that stand at an impressive 7 inches tall. I don’t know about you, but my [...]
Hershey For CDs!
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Need a place to rest your CD without scratching it? Nestle it atop of a Kiss. Just as long as you don’t eat it (or you’ll be feeling pretty cruddy). You know, I could really go for some chocolate. And by chocolate, I mean dinner. And by dinner, I mean that 5 layer dip that [...]
I’m Sorry, It’s Time To Talk iPad
Friday, January 29th, 2010Wednesday, the iPad exploded the internet. Just as I promised on Facebook and Twitter, I spared what was left of our sanity and kept the topic on the back burner. Now, close to 48 hours later, people are finally starting to chill the fuck out and I think I’m ready to articulate what I think [...]
If You Printed Twitter…
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010Hot diggity damn, that’d be a whole lot of printed nonsense. Thank goodness Twitter is still online or there would be no more room on the planet for anyone who isn’t tweeting themselves away, like a survival of the fittest campaign that feels strangely similar to high school, except with more paper cuts. Speaking of [...]
Game Boy Advance Flash Drives
Sunday, January 24th, 2010Ok, so it’s not a dress (sorry to those of you who got really comfortable with the latest Nintendo dress trend), but it will do. Think of all the dress related things you could save on it. Essays about dresses, patterns of dresses, songs about dresses, pictures of dresses, pictures of men in dresses, pictures [...]
A New Fail Whale
Friday, January 22nd, 2010For all of those who are…
Mitch Canter has designed a new logo for NBC. Or Twitter. Depends on how you look at it, I guess.
Fail cock! NBC, your network is down! Ahhhhhhh!
Buttheads.
[via SuperPunch], [Coco Image]
Digital Cake!
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Baking cakes is fun, but let’s face it. With all the stuff you need to get done by Thursday s you can take Friday off for a long weekend, there’s little time to spare in the kitchen. But Debbie in accounting’s birthday is tomorrow and she’s telling everyone she’s 35. Yeah, well you know the [...]
TwittaBling
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010How serious are you about your Twittering? If the answer is “really fucking serious” then do I have a treat for you and all the strangers you meet. As far as Twitter-wear goes, they don’t always promote exactly who it is we all should be “following.” Like those stockings. Where’s the direction, man?! Anywho, let [...]
Your Online Girlfriend…
Friday, December 4th, 2009Before we take off into the sunset of the weekend, here’s a little chart to help some of you with your weekend festivities that, uh, may or may not differ from your weekday activities. What ever it is that you people do, just stay out of trouble. Please.
Have a great weekend!
[via Geekologie], [Image via NickHolmes]
Paint Bucket Tie
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009I get it. You’re cool. You’re into graphic design. You know what the paint bucket tool is. But is it really worth the risk of changing your crisp white button up shirt into a pink or periwinkle blob? I mean, unless you’re intentionally trying to mix up your wardrobe. In that case, I wonder if [...]
Cassette Tape Ties
Monday, November 9th, 2009Letting go is hard to do, especially when it’s something you love. And while your car may no longer be equipped with a tape deck, it doesn’t mean that you have to let go of the cassette tape. Though after a long day of work and being fancy, you should probably take it off.
These recycled [...]
Tee Time
Monday, November 9th, 2009Apart from being a big ol’ geek, the wearer of this tee would have to be a pretty big chemistry enthusiast. I be au sm. So… iodine beryllium gold samarium? Hey! That’s not even a proper sentence! I thought you were supposed to be… Oooooh, I get it. You dig phonetics too. Well aren’t you [...]
Tee Time
Friday, September 25th, 2009Ok, so I was wrong. Last night I made a bet with a group of stormtroopers that I was a better dancer. I always thought “the robot” dominated all so I gave it to them straight. That’s when they whipped out the ghetto blaster and started dropping beats and spinning around on some space cardboard. [...]
Spacebook FAIL / Tee Time?
Monday, September 14th, 2009When will you people finally realize that if you add your boss on Spacebook, he/she can read your Spacebook status updates! God, I feel like I’m talking to Jar Jar Binks here.
I’m not sure too sure how to acquire Hogboy’s Spacebook tee, but I’m pretty sure if we all just whine really loud for an [...]