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Monday, March 15th, 2010Wuh oh, did the Dairy just turn into a girl fest explosion? Yikes. Better get some sharks on here and quick. But first, the dress. Attention all small framed and adorable women. You may want to take certain precautions while wearing the Par Avion dress. If you get to close to a mailbox, you might [...]
Umbrella Skirt
Monday, March 15th, 2010With the way the weather has been over the weekend (aka HURRICANE BONANZA), a skirt constructed from the fabric of an umbrella just may be a reasonable purchase. Well, at least for most rain showers. But as for the storm we just dealt with, well, you’d probably pull a Mary Poppins and fly away with [...]
Tampon Chandelier
Monday, March 15th, 2010Tampons are special. All it really takes is one to get your attention. But a whole chandelier’s worth? You’re going to be paying attention to me for days! Which is wonderful for me. I have a lot of feelings I’d like to express… But that can wait for later. For now, let us bask in [...]
PB & J & Money
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Now, I don’t like to be a tease but sometimes writing about goods that are sold out is inevitable, as in this case. This wallet is just too fantastic to ignore. And while it doesn’t take much to make a wallet apart from functionality and compatibility, this puppy not only looks like a PB & [...]
And Here George Washington Defeated A Tiger In The Hurricane Of 1776
Thursday, March 11th, 2010I come from a land saturated with a presence of George Washington. A town where charred and burned walls from the cremations of revolutionary soldiers are still visible in the basements of popular hotels and restaurants. A place where tagging on any recognizable name from the beginning of America will, without a doubt, grant you [...]
Jesus Ray Gun
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Ironically, the Jesus fish has done a lot of evolving since its first appearance on all the mini vans of America. Ranging from legs to the tag on of “n’ Chips”, Jesus fish has many paths it can take to adapt to a better survival here on planet Earth. Its best option? The Sci-Fi ray [...]
Battlestar Sabotage
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010I know what you’re thinking. Finally something for the BSG fans. Yeah, well you’re welcome. Because not only is it dripping with all that nerdy Galactica-ness you crave, it’s also pretty damn clever. Though you may want to check out the side by side comparison to fully appreciate the efforts of our [...]
8-Bit NYC
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010Tired of NYC? Maybe it’s time to look at it in a different way.
Ahhhhh, how refreshing! Brett Camper created the 8-Bit NYC map using “a custom rendering engine, with help from several excellent open source software and data packages.” Why? I believe the more appropriate question would be “why not?”.
Learn more about Brett and his [...]
Tee Time
Monday, March 8th, 2010Because some male lions prefer the company of other male lions. That’s just something we’re going to have to respect, people. And can you really blame them? I mean, if there was a gang of pink lions hanging out in the back, I’d totally go nuzzle my face in their manes right now. Then maybe [...]
Tee Time
Sunday, March 7th, 2010No wonder rap music is so popular!
Do you know what makes me feel invincible? Jumping off a cliff, into a volcano after I’ve slayed the Wildebeest Blood Dragon and won the 2012 U.S. presidency. Granted, I’d need my invincibility cloak for all of that. That and a little B.I.G.’s Ready To Die. Throw your hands [...]
Take A Chill Pill, MAN
Sunday, March 7th, 2010As much as I enjoy the concept of the chill pill, it’s not really something that should be said to anyone’s face when he or she is under the influence of HELLISH DEMON RAGE. I mean, if you’re looking for a punch in the face, you might as well commence the conflict by throwing the [...]
7-Up Up Cake!
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Now, I’m not much of a baker so I’m not entirely sure how conventional or unconventional 7-Up is as an ingredient in a cake. Though, to my credit, I have seen it in a recipe before. That makes me somewhat relevant I hope. Anyway, my relevance to this cake is that I want to eat [...]
IOGraphica-ing
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010In response to last week’s IOGraphica post, fan of and friend to the Dairy, Curt, has provided us with his own web-developing and Peggle-playing enriched mouse paths using IOGraphica. Best part? Linux doesn’t differentiate between the 3 monitors he works on, hence why they look like one giant computer screen tube.
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Gummi Bear Chandelier
Monday, March 1st, 2010I got really excited when I saw this incredible gummi bear chandelier, especially since I automatically assumed it was strung together with real gummi bears. Low and behold, they’re just acrylic. I’m so disappointed. Mostly because I want my house to smell like warm candy at all times. But then again, it looks pretty freaking [...]
My Ukulele Hero
Monday, March 1st, 2010Timmy bought himself a ukulele recently and I think it goes without saying that we’re all very excited about it. So during his travels on the interweb, searching for ukulele skill and wisdom, he found this little kid. Then he made the mistake of showing this little kid to me and now I’ll never be [...]
Magnetic Arrow Bookends
Monday, March 1st, 2010Aw, who doesn’t love a good arrow? Especially when they help you out by pointing at important things or hold your freestanding books in your bookcase like these little guys. Don’t worry, they’re not suspending in the air through the power of the dark arts, just magnets. There’s actually a metal frame, like your average [...]
Tilt-Shifted New York City
Sunday, February 28th, 2010Having woken up this morning in Brooklyn, I’m feeling especially nostalgic when it comes to New York City. And I don’t mean those fond memories of how Penn Station stunk of guido puke last night or how I witnessed someone literally punch a subway (no, not a sandwich) in a drunken stupor, but rather that [...]
Mouse Tracking In A Day
Friday, February 26th, 2010Ever wonder how much mileage you put on your computer mouse? Yeah, you’re not the only one. Using the services of IOGraphica, architect Alan Tansey traced his mouse’s movement for an entire day. Yikes. You know, I can’t even imagine what my “mouse path” would look like. But then again, maybe that’s something better left [...]
Tee Time
Friday, February 26th, 2010Oh, that Cheshire Cat. Coming and going as he pleases. What a little mischievous jerk. If I ever saw him hiding in a tree, I’d punch him in the face before he could fade away and transition his stupid grin into a moon or something like I somehow remember him doing (I could totally be [...]
Book Shelf Shelves
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Books really have it made. I mean, all they have to do is sit around at home and be interesting. And here we are, working our butts off to supply the funds to buy them more friends and more shelves to house all their friends. Not only that, but books have the influence to call [...]
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