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Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Oh, bacon flavored things. You just don’t quit, do you? It’s okay. Nobody is asking you to. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure they’d all be pretty stoked to see that you’ve gone alcoholic. And no, I’m not making reference to your obvious drinking problem (seriously man, you need to work on that). [...]
Ghostbusters Pumpkin Fixes Ke$ha
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010I’m not sure where Luke found this dancing pumpkin man revamp and I’m not even all that concerned about him because of it. The point is he did. And despite my distaste for Ke$ha, he sent it over to me and boy am I glad. I freakin’ love that pumpkin man! So once again, someone [...]
Where Bars Outnumber Grocery Stores
Monday, March 8th, 2010Oh, America. The land of excess. Not only do we eat our weight in fast food on a regular basis, but apparently in some parts of the country, our beer belly is getting out of control. The map above shows the country based on places where grocery stores outnumber bars (yellow) and where bars outnumber [...]
Bottle Opener Cufflinks
Monday, March 8th, 2010The bottle opener has evolved from dwelling in the kitchen drawer to appearing on our keychains, belt buckles and even rings. Damn, I still want one of those rings. Almost as much as I want one of those beer holsters. I’m not entirely sure what that says about me… Moving on. It’s about time the [...]
Heckman Method Birthday Candles
Thursday, March 4th, 2010That’s a different approach to counting out all your candles. Let’s just hope that after every 5 years you get a bigger cake!
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Alcoholic Whipped Cream? Great!
Sunday, February 28th, 2010Many people would agree that everything is better with alcohol. Those people are alcoholics. But that doesn’t mean it’s not true in many cases. Sarah most definitely proved me wrong with that White Russian cake she made for Luke’s birthday. Not only did it taste just like a White Russian, but it was loaded with [...]
Stain Enhanced Tablecloth
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010Stains are a disaster, especially those of the wine variety. But what do you expect to happen when you put down a fancy white tablecloth? Murphy’s law, remember? Anyway, kick Murphy’s butt (and Nick Murphy’s butt while you’re at it) and beat him to the punch. Embrace the stain. Enjoy the stain. Encourage the stain. [...]
Happy Birthday Photoshop!
Friday, February 19th, 2010All right, Photoshop. I know I was giving you hell yesterday. And I know I gave you a lot of hell at the end of that spring semester. And I know I give you hell basically all the time. But I’d like to take this moment and say, despite all my hissy fits and retaliations [...]
DIY Chocolate Space Invaders
Thursday, February 18th, 2010To be honest, I just wanted to post a picture of these glorious chunks of chocolate because I want to eat them. Right now. Because I am jonesing bad for some chocolate as we speak. But if you like to get your hands dirty or happen to have yourself an authentic double boiler (unlike the [...]
Self Slicing Pizza!
Monday, February 8th, 2010And now for the greatest invention since sliced bread, self sliced pizza! No, not a pizza with A.I. arms and lasers that can split up its own portions, but rather a cluster of pizza bites, making pizza snacking pizzatastic. Did I just say pizzatastic? Yes. Yes I did. So who’s the master brain behind this [...]
Puppy Bowl VI – Starting Line-Up
Friday, February 5th, 2010If you are not familiar with the Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl, then you my friend are a seriously underdeveloped, miserable person. The Puppy Bowl, now running on its sixth year of puppying, is aired simultaneously with the Super Bowl, providing entertainment for the softer, less bloodthirsty Sunday TV-watching enthusiasts. The game takes place in a [...]
Tic Tac Toe Tablecloth
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Playing with your food is one thing, but playing with your table space? My grandmother must be turning in her grave! I always thought we were supposed to keep tablecloths clean, but what do I know? My mother and I learned from a woman whose favorite color was gold lamé, God bless her soul. You [...]
Speaking Of Aliens…
Sunday, January 31st, 2010E.T. is right. You should never drink and drive. And whoever told you that story about him having like 6 space DUIs is totally lying. Kind of like all those lies they made up about Pee Wee and his… ahem… you know…
Now that’s a PSA of a man who’s never done anything wrong.
You go, childhood [...]
Lemon Ice!
Friday, January 22nd, 2010You know, I used to think I was lucky to have an ice machine in my freezer. Now I’m just bummed out that it doesn’t magically generate fresh lemon slices. Sigh. We always want the things we can’t have. Wait, you mean I can have lemon slices in my ice? What’s the catch? I have [...]
Digital Cake!
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Baking cakes is fun, but let’s face it. With all the stuff you need to get done by Thursday s you can take Friday off for a long weekend, there’s little time to spare in the kitchen. But Debbie in accounting’s birthday is tomorrow and she’s telling everyone she’s 35. Yeah, well you know the [...]
LEGO Birthday Candles
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Ok, they’re not technically LEGOs. They’re Blokz. Whatever that means. Actually, I do know what that means. “Prevention of a ridiculously expensive lawsuit.” Fair enough. Moving on. Celebrate a new year of getting old by staying eternally young… at heart. Ha! You can’t reverse aging! But apparently you can staple your eyebrows to your forehead.
Blokz [...]
Secret Office Bar
Friday, January 15th, 2010I was kind of hoping for a secret lever, disguised as a Beethoven bust, that led to a secret hidden basement resembling a 1920s speak easy. Oh well, this sneaky binder gated shelf will have to do.
From here on out I will be checking everyone’s shelves. And Beethoven busts. If there’s not a bottle of [...]
Football Sausage
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009I can’t decide if this is fantastic or disgusting. Not that my opinion matters. I don’t like sausage or football but I can imagine the people that do would be impressed. After all, you’re already eating sausage, do you really care what kind of leathery form it takes after? I mean, just as long as [...]
A Heineken Christmas
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Ever wonder where all the Heinekens went? The answer is Shanghai. They all went to Shanghai. And for good reason. Nobody will drink you when you’re a 1000 bottle strong Christmas tree. You know, that’s enough bottles of beer to keep me super sloppy drunk for 3 months straight. Then again, that will probably guarantee [...]
Dog Collar Bottle Opener
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Because a dog is a man’s best friend, there’s no reason he/she should hold back on helping you out. Sure, they’ll bite the mail man in your honor, pee on the neighbor’s mailbox in your honor and fart quietly in the back seat… in your honor, but when are they going to lend a hand [...]
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