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Unsolicited Mall Exorcism
Friday, February 12th, 2010In today’s batshit crazy news, one young woman has claimed to be victim of a forced and unsolicited exorcism.
In a mall.
We’re strolling through a shopping mall, minding our own business, when we’re suddenly pounced on by a Taoist priest telling us that we’re possessed by an evil ghost who is hell-bent on killing us within [...]
How To Report The News
Friday, January 29th, 2010In other words, how to say so much without saying anything at all.
CAPS LOCK NEWS
Sunday, January 24th, 2010CAPS LOCK NEWS REPORTING FROM CAPS LOCK AREA, WHERE THE STREETS HAVE GONE CAPS LOCK. YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST, ON CAPS LOCK, IN CAPS LOCK.
*CAPS LOCK NEWS THEME*
[via Geekologie]
Sesame Street Trashes Fox News
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Six Feet Under, Mad Men and now some family-friendly Fox News bashing? Wow! Sesame Street, we’ve grown up to be more like each other than I could have ever imagined. I loved you then, I love you now and I love you always.
Pi is now stupid long
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Guest post by Zane!
Researchers at the University of Tsukuba, Japan have used a massive parallel computer called the T2K Tsukuba System to determine that there are 2.5 trillion decimal places in Pi.
Why? Because they can.
This new number breaks the previously established record of pi digits by almost double.
P.S. – if you were wondering, the [...]
I Left My Wallet In El Segundo, Where Did Miss Universe Leave Her Brain?
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Ok, I’m trying again and again to write about this and I just can’t. So let’s start from the beginning. Sean just sent me a link to the story about Dayana Mendoza’s, aka Miss Universe’s, reaction to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. I was hesitant at first, as I have a hard time trusting anything from Fox [...]