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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010So today I was sent this story about these dog butt covers that hang from the tails of the less endowed canines and the more exhibitionist pups. I really thought I could burst into this with my guns blazing, say what had to be said and be done with it. But(t) I’m stuck. Essentially I [...]
The Internet Has Collided – Chatroulette On Missed Connections
Friday, March 12th, 2010Because Missed Connections couldn’t possibly be any vaguer, a bunch of webcam junkies realized they could use its services for their Chatroulette infatuations. To be fair, I have no idea how else they’re going to reconnect with a disconnected user. Have you not seen ChatrouletteMap? Everybody is online!
Anyway, here are a couple of gems that [...]
How To Get YouTube To Film You?
Friday, March 12th, 2010This totally sums up everything I hate and love about the internet, a place of equal parts imbecile and brilliance. Okay, maybe the ratio is a little bleaker than that. Something more like 999 idiots to every redeemable person, but usually their genius makes up for (most) of their peers. So thank you, camaha126. You’re [...]
Nikon – The Pinkening
Thursday, March 11th, 2010My God. And I thought the chemical devil snake made me uncomfortable. I knew nothing of anxiety until now, watching this brave soul disassemble, paint and reassemble a Nikon D90. Words just can’t express how awful this is making me feel. Then again, it could be all that coffee that’s making me so nervous. Well, [...]
A Honking Boob Is A Healthy Boob
Thursday, March 11th, 2010This is the least invasive and most awesome encouragement of good health I’ve ever seen. Fantastic!
And seriously, ladies. Keep those girls healthy! Beep beep!
[via LikeCool]
Jesus Ray Gun
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Ironically, the Jesus fish has done a lot of evolving since its first appearance on all the mini vans of America. Ranging from legs to the tag on of “n’ Chips”, Jesus fish has many paths it can take to adapt to a better survival here on planet Earth. Its best option? The Sci-Fi ray [...]
Game Boy Pillow
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010So, we’re all like, adults and stuff. But that doesn’t mean we can’t take a step back and give our childhoods a big hug. Isn’t that what nostalgia is all about? Anyway, whether you prefer the form of a Care Bear or a Game Boy, the world is ready to deliver to you. I happen [...]
Ghostbusters Pumpkin Fixes Ke$ha
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010I’m not sure where Luke found this dancing pumpkin man revamp and I’m not even all that concerned about him because of it. The point is he did. And despite my distaste for Ke$ha, he sent it over to me and boy am I glad. I freakin’ love that pumpkin man! So once again, someone [...]
Where Bars Outnumber Grocery Stores
Monday, March 8th, 2010Oh, America. The land of excess. Not only do we eat our weight in fast food on a regular basis, but apparently in some parts of the country, our beer belly is getting out of control. The map above shows the country based on places where grocery stores outnumber bars (yellow) and where bars outnumber [...]
Tee Time
Monday, March 8th, 2010Because some male lions prefer the company of other male lions. That’s just something we’re going to have to respect, people. And can you really blame them? I mean, if there was a gang of pink lions hanging out in the back, I’d totally go nuzzle my face in their manes right now. Then maybe [...]
Bottle Opener Cufflinks
Monday, March 8th, 2010The bottle opener has evolved from dwelling in the kitchen drawer to appearing on our keychains, belt buckles and even rings. Damn, I still want one of those rings. Almost as much as I want one of those beer holsters. I’m not entirely sure what that says about me… Moving on. It’s about time the [...]
Tee Time
Sunday, March 7th, 2010No wonder rap music is so popular!
Do you know what makes me feel invincible? Jumping off a cliff, into a volcano after I’ve slayed the Wildebeest Blood Dragon and won the 2012 U.S. presidency. Granted, I’d need my invincibility cloak for all of that. That and a little B.I.G.’s Ready To Die. Throw your hands [...]
Give Me All Your Nachos Kisses
Sunday, March 7th, 2010Ladies, they always say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, so soup up those lips with some delicious nacho cheese. Because a boy who doesn’t love nachos is seriously disturbed. Almost as disturbed as whoever pitched this idea. And by disturbed, I mean brilliant. Come to think of it, he/she must [...]
All Occasions Cards
Thursday, March 4th, 2010Cards are classy. And let’s be honest, sometimes it’s better for everyone if we just keep our stupid mouths shut and leave it up to an inanimate object to cover our bases. You know, keep us polite. That’s why we all could probably use YouAndMeTheRoyalWe’s All Occasion Cards to say “thank you” and “sorry” on [...]
Mandatory Creepy Post: Demon Baby Vs. Demon Gaga Child
Thursday, March 4th, 2010So this Japanese Kleenex tissue demon child commercial made quite a round about the interwebz recently. Understandable. It’s so vaguely and unnecessarily creepy. And while I understand that different cultures, countries, regions and even neighborhoods have different perceptions of things, why couldn’t a puppy drive the point home that hey, these tissues feel soft?
Anyway, if [...]
Bread Chairs
Thursday, March 4th, 2010You know, I’ve never really had many complaints about my chair here at work, but sometimes you just don’t know what you’re missing out on in that bigger and better world. A place where everyone loves each other, rainbows stretch from every street corner, peace is finally given a chance and [...]
Nerds Fix Ke$ha
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Wow. I never thought I’d see the day when I posted anything Ke$ha related, anywhere. But it’s okay. My love for Star Wars outweighs pretty much anything except maybe my love for Star Trek. Just saying. Anyway, these guys definitely won me over with the Stormtrooper kid. Nobody deserves to get their lemonade stand wiped [...]
BBBBBAAAAAANNNZZZZAAAAAIIII – Squirrel Fishing
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Wow. That intro. It’s exactly what I needed to snap me out of my 3:00 congested mental nap! Not to mention, I think I’ve discovered my new favorite past time. Maybe I’ll even be able to coax out the squirrel who I suspect to be hanging out in my walls. At least I hope it’s [...]
iMaxi For The Maxi iPad
Friday, February 26th, 2010After the iPad’s big announcement of January, everyone and his or her mother had something to say about the unfortunately named Apple brainchild, especially about its unfortunate name. But because people have a sense of humor, or something, the iMaxi was created to protect the iPad simply because those two words, maxi and pad, will [...]
Amateur Rock Gone Horribly Wrong – Sorry, Boys. I Just Couldn’t Help Myself.
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010I’m not one to point and laugh at people but… Okay, so maybe I am. But I did resist posting this video of Final Placement, a teen Christian Rock band from Midland, Texas, for their song “Shine” because it’s just…so…bad. Basically I paused the video right when it started to make sure something else wasn’t [...]
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