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Sunday, March 14th, 2010March 14th = 3.14!
Unfortunately, I was too busy brushing my teeth or putting away groceries or something during the official Pi minute at 1:59 (3.14159… get it??). Come to think of it, Pi minute could have actually been last night in the a.m.. Come to think of that, thanks to daylight savings, Pi Day will [...]
BBC Wants You To Have A Miserable Valentine’s Day
Sunday, February 14th, 2010And so do I.
I didn’t actually mean that. I’m just so scarred and depressed from this video I didn’t know what to do. Dammit, my Valentine’s Day was going just fine before this. Oh, Misery Bear. If only it was me who caught your eye. I’d give you all the kisses and snuggles in the [...]
Valentines For Valentine’s Idea
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be just for mushy gushy couples. You love your friends, don’t you? Well… you at least like them a little bit, right? Then show them! Take Valentine’s Day back from the man and use it as one more excuse to party and have fun with the people you like most, [...]
Paper Ribcage
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Cards are a strange accessory to gifts and occasions. They’re nice and all, but how did one create a successful mega industry based on these little pieces of paper? I will never understand. Wait, yes I do. We’re lazy. Fair enough! But if you want to shake it up and give a card with a [...]
Tee Time
Thursday, February 4th, 2010I used to think the “something is red, something else is blue” love poem mumbo jumbo was as boring as they came, but then again, I have a cold, black heart. This little tee, on the other hand, melted a layer of varnish off my said dark heart. Mind you, that layer was very thin [...]
A Law And Order Valentine’s Day
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. This is their love.
Everyone’s most desired valentine, Brandon Bird, has revisited the Law and Order Valentine theme for your benefit and your [...]
Skip The Chocolates – Valentine’s Day Box Of Microbes!
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010ThinkGeek’s microbe plushies are pretty great as is. I totally gave Dom salmonella for Christmas once, and it was great! So why not skip the chocolates, the roses and the trashy lingerie and give your loved one a heart-shaped box of all the things Valentine’s Day is made out of, including sperm, egg, penicillin, amoeba [...]
NES Dress!
Friday, January 22nd, 2010The Game Boy dress from the other day was pretty fantastic and all, but this NES dress has something that the Game Boy dress doesn’t. Straps. It’s okay boys, I don’t really expect you to understand. Then again, the NES dress was a product of Flickr-er everyplace’s video game Halloween themed party. AKA not available [...]
Digital Cake!
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Baking cakes is fun, but let’s face it. With all the stuff you need to get done by Thursday s you can take Friday off for a long weekend, there’s little time to spare in the kitchen. But Debbie in accounting’s birthday is tomorrow and she’s telling everyone she’s 35. Yeah, well you know the [...]
LEGO Birthday Candles
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Ok, they’re not technically LEGOs. They’re Blokz. Whatever that means. Actually, I do know what that means. “Prevention of a ridiculously expensive lawsuit.” Fair enough. Moving on. Celebrate a new year of getting old by staying eternally young… at heart. Ha! You can’t reverse aging! But apparently you can staple your eyebrows to your forehead.
Blokz [...]
How To Wrap Your Cat
Thursday, January 14th, 2010Ok, so Christmas has passed, but that doesn’t mean we can’t indulge in the fountain of knowledge that is how to wrap one’s cat as a present. Sure it’s cruel, but only if you start wrapping your gifts in September. Plus, that cat is totally digging its wrapping nest. Someone bring me that cat. Quick.
…It [...]
Darth Jesus
Sunday, December 27th, 2009I feel kind of cheated that I didn’t discover this image of the birth of our Dark Lord until a few days after Christmas, but when it comes to Star Wars, nothing is too late. So, who can guess what kind of Nativity scene is going up on my roof next year?
[via Gizmodo], [Image]
Merry Christmas!
Thursday, December 24th, 2009Merry Christmas my little jingle bells and twinkle tots. Have a wonderful and safe holiday!
LEGO-ser Gun!
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Ok, so it’s not much of a ray gun and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t shoot lasers, but I’d still be careful with Andrew Colunga’s Xmaspunk Ray Gun. The last thing you need this season is to turn into a tiny, plastic Christmas tree. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’…
[via BoingBoing], [Image]
Now That’s A Lot Of Christmas
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Think you have a big Christmas tree?
Think again.
Greig Howe likes his Christmas trees big, that’s why for the second year in a row, he has set up a 50 ft tree to celebrate the season. Actually, it is a bit of an illusion since the tree has been cut to fit into the house. However, [...]
Elf On The Shelf
Sunday, December 20th, 2009A friend-turned-mom posted this on her page today claiming it was a great way to keep your little tikes in check this Christmas season. Upon closer inspection, I have discovered that yeah, this will totally do it. Basically the story is that in order for Santa to keep tabs on all the naughty and nice [...]
A Heineken Christmas
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Ever wonder where all the Heinekens went? The answer is Shanghai. They all went to Shanghai. And for good reason. Nobody will drink you when you’re a 1000 bottle strong Christmas tree. You know, that’s enough bottles of beer to keep me super sloppy drunk for 3 months straight. Then again, that will probably guarantee [...]
Christmas Dominoes!
Friday, December 18th, 2009All the Gamervisioneers are starting to congregate around the table for our Christmas party/Secret Santa exchange and I see a bowl of salsa with my name on it. Needless to say, I’m starting to get really anxious, so let’s wrap this up. Have a wonderful weekend and please be safe if you’re out with all [...]
Fuck Christmas
Thursday, December 17th, 2009Before I even began writing I made sure to file this puppy under the “A Dream Come True” category. Mostly because it is. If I had the time and money to invest into a collection of “fuck” ornaments, I’d be an extremely happy person. Mostly because I curse like a sailor. And I love Christmas. [...]
Neil Diamond’s Chanukah Song
Thursday, December 17th, 2009Ok, so Chanukah is almost over, but when you throw someone as legendary as Neil Diamond into the mix, I’m pretty sure Chanukah will have no problem partying a little longer. I mean, have you SEEN his costumes? He’s so shiny he could keep the menorah going for at least another week. Plus, I’m sure [...]
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