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Sunday, March 7th, 2010Because somewhere, deep in a dark cave, the soap elves are continuing to advance soap technology until we won’t be able to tell the difference between our grandparents and a bar of Zest. Things just keep on getting better, don’t they? So where’s my matching soap Atari 2600 so I can play my soap game [...]
Blood Bath… Shower Gel!
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010I happen to know a gaggle of boys who have outfitted their bathroom with the bloody shower curtain and bath mat, and I can’t help but fight the urge to enable their seemingly gross bathroom hygiene with the Blood Bath Shower Gel. It’s just too perfect…ly disgusting. But as long as they hide the bag [...]
Wonder Bra!
Monday, February 1st, 2010I haven’t decided if this is an excuse to write about a bra or Wonder Woman, but it’s no doubt an opportunity I fully intend to cease and fulfill. There are a lot of things I can imply to the ladies about wearing a Wonder Woman bra concerning their increase of attractiveness to the male [...]
Pac-Man Sponge
Monday, February 1st, 2010When he’s not busy eating those delicious dots (not the candy, there’s nothing delicious about those), Pac-Man likes to snack on your soggy food crumbs from last night’s dinner with a little Palmolive on the side. Yeah, apparently he has something against Dawn. Not sure why. Don’t they save baby seals or something?
The Game Over [...]
Big Daddy Jewelry
Friday, January 29th, 2010Drooooooooooool. After spending all morning thinking about how much I don’t want an iPad, I’ve run dry on expressions for things that I do want like a matching Big Daddy bracelet and ring. It reminds me so much of thus ridiculously large resin ring I’ve been jonesing for since I saw it in Soho last [...]
The Gamiest Gamer Soap To Game Your Gamey Body
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009Ew, that sounds gross. I’m sorry. Pfft, no I’m not.
Speaking of gross, check this out! Just when you thought you had your fill of game console controller shaped soap bars, think again! And while the NES controller has been done, it wasn’t scented like flippin’ Mountain Dew until now. Yeah, that’s right. Mountain Dew… What [...]
Scurvy Begone!
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009ScuuuUUUuuuuurrrrrvvyyyy! OooooOOoooOOOooooh! Whatever will you do to cure yourself of this pirate plague? Well, you could drink a little orange juice or simply pop some Scurvy Begone (which is actually just a cool looking bottle of colorful capsules of vitamin C). At least with Scurvy Begone, you not only benefit you and your gums but [...]
Whoa, Shower
Monday, November 30th, 2009Is it possible for a shower head to be delicious? Because I think that may be the only word I can think of to describe this incredible piece of hygienic art by the Italian company Flexdoccio. Clearly I’m speechless. I mean, look at that thing. It totally kicks the ass of every single shower I’ve [...]
Boozy Soaps
Thursday, November 19th, 2009Granted, boozy egg nog is more of an option. But hey, hallucinogenic Absinthe is pretty optional too, so let’s call it even and stock up the guest bathrooms with some tasty and sometimes boozy/trippy soaps in time for this holiday season. Let’s just hope your guests don’t undergo too much questioning at that random sobriety [...]
Single-Serving Soap
Sunday, November 8th, 2009What if every toiletry that you’d ever need on a trip could be shrunk down to a separately packaged, easily dissolvable, single-serving pop of good hygiene? I’m sure Tyler Durden and his single-serving friends would be impressed. I mean, before he got all bloody and crazy and awesome. Spoiler? Meh, moving on. Just imagine how [...]
Papery Katamari
Sunday, November 1st, 2009Ok, one more time, it’s a little late for this year’s Halloween, but I know you’re all still coming down from all the candy and booze and therefore remain in the spirit. And honestly, what kind of Katamari fan would I be if I couldn’t enjoy a good Katamari Prince and June costume? A bad [...]
Vader – Knocked Up
Sunday, November 1st, 2009Ok, so maybe it’s too late for a last minute Halloween costume for the ultra fertile, but hey, if you find yourself with child next October you can remember back to the year before when I, Nikkita, showed you the greatest pregnant costume you had ever seen. You’re welcome, reader of the now (and of [...]
Fight Club Soap
Friday, October 30th, 2009Well it’s about flippin’ time. I don’t doubt that there have been many soap makers who took on the iconic soapy Fight Club logo, but where the hell have they been hiding it? Things as cool as this should be on display everywhere. More importantly, they should be on display in my bathroom. Preferably in [...]
Comic Book Makeup
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009Wait for it…
Wait for it…
Boom! Pow! Splonk! Mint!
Never underestimate the power of the MAC Cosmetics artists. They’ll Roy Lichtenstein the Wham! out of you before you can even say MoMA! But hey, if you’re stuck on a costume for Halloween and have a creative touch, with just a little fabric paint, some outlandish makeup and [...]
LED Lashes
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Fake eyelashes have really gone all out from feathers to tinsel. It’s hard to think of any new embellishments we can add. These LED lashes by Soomi Park on the other hand will definitely do the trick. What? I need people to recognize me from afar so they can just keep away if they know [...]
Pin-Up Frames
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009It’s always a shame when people in a perfectly good home leave their walls bare. What’s the deal? Don’t you like being home or are vast, clinical white walls comforting to you? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Give yourself and your friends a little more drive to stay in and keep cozy with these simple [...]
Squid Shower
Friday, October 16th, 2009I love calamari, but squid was never something I found to be synonymous with good hygiene. Nothing against squid, but they live in the ocean. They don’t really need to think twice about these things. However, I must say the squid-like Vado shower head looks like a very clean experience. Just don’t get water all [...]
Baby Pumpkin! Haaaaa!
Sunday, October 11th, 2009That’s right, kid. You ARE in a pumpkin.
Is this cruel or totally fantastic? I’m leaning towards totally fantastic. Check out the Instructable here!
[via Craft]
Collar Grime Away
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Are you a fancy man? Do you wear fancy collared shirts? Do your collars get yucky before the rest of you? Don’t worry, it’s ok. I mean, you’re still totally gross, but there are others like you. In fact, you’re so not alone that now there’s even disposable collar tape that you can apply and [...]
Dark Knight Costume On eBay
Friday, September 25th, 2009Are you in need of a last minute Dark Knight Suit? Do you have so much money that you blow your nose with it? Do you like adjustable sleeves?!? Oh. My. God. TODAY IS YOUR DAY! AHhhhhHhhHHHhh! Seriously though, a replica of the Dark Knight Suit is available on eBay for like, another 7 hours, [...]
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