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Friday, March 12th, 2010In 1951, the French Village of Pont-Saint-Esprit was struck with a mysterious case of chaotic insanity when inhabitants mysteriously suffered from intense hallucinations leaving many institutionalized and 5 dead.
One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another [...]
Switch Me – Light Switch Or Light Trap?
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Are you dense and forgetful? Are you too dependent on your lights? Is your electric bill too high? Do you only learn from a little pain? Wonderful. French designer Josselin Zaïgouche’s Switch Me light switch mouse trap is sure to teach you a lesson. Why you’d willingly set yourself up for pain and failure is [...]
The Snuggle Suit Vs. The Snuggle Suit – Who Will Win?
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Remember the Snuggle Suit, JCPenney’s giant middle finger to the Snuggie? Well, it looks like it has been challenged by yet another product that claims to be a “snuggle suit,” except this bitch totally has feet. Can you smell that? That’s the smell of death and destruction in the ring of Nikkita’s Inanimate Object Battle [...]
A Really Big Burrito Mistaken As A Weapon
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010This may not be the newest story in the world, but it’s news to me and if I can berate New Mexico over a burrito, then by golly, I will. In Clovis, NM, police were called into Marshall Junior High after a student was spotted carrying a suspicious wrapped item. The student? An eighth grade [...]
And For All Of You Still Peeing Your Pants About Lost
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010Dang, I wish I caught this sparkle of gold at the beginning of the day when all the GVers were still super pumped from their Lost adrenaline rush from last night. Oh well. It’s always great when little ass hats get what they deserve. Kind of like Bagel Bites. It’s funny in the morning, funny [...]
Museum Trip FAIL
Monday, January 25th, 2010Happy Monday! Not. It ain’t too chirpy ’round these parts today. Sure it’s warmer than it’s been since October, but the sky has made the decision that hosing us down all day long was a fair trade off. Hey now, I did not consent to this! Anyway, whatever yucky day you may be enduring, you [...]
CAPS LOCK NEWS
Sunday, January 24th, 2010CAPS LOCK NEWS REPORTING FROM CAPS LOCK AREA, WHERE THE STREETS HAVE GONE CAPS LOCK. YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST, ON CAPS LOCK, IN CAPS LOCK.
*CAPS LOCK NEWS THEME*
[via Geekologie]
A New Fail Whale
Friday, January 22nd, 2010For all of those who are…
Mitch Canter has designed a new logo for NBC. Or Twitter. Depends on how you look at it, I guess.
Fail cock! NBC, your network is down! Ahhhhhhh!
Buttheads.
[via SuperPunch], [Coco Image]
Database: Injuries Reported By Emergency Rooms
Monday, January 18th, 2010We have now initiated the beginning of the end of my lunch and everything I’ve snacked on since. Emergency rooms see some gruesome injuries. Naturally. And while you may hear of a few gems from the grapevine, the South Florida Sun Sentinel has a database of all the goods.
The Consumer Product Safety Commission’s National Electronic [...]
Christmas Tree Thief
Thursday, December 17th, 2009Stealing a Christmas tree not only makes you an asshole, it also makes you an idiot. I mean, come on. You think these vendors have never dealt with the likes of people like you? They sell trees. They’re burly. They’re lumber jacks! These are people that can very modestly hurt you. Now we’ve established why [...]
Police FAIL
Thursday, October 29th, 2009The face plant was forgivable, but dropping your gun? Come on, maaaaaaaan.
Thanks, Sean. I’m sure I’ll be sleeping better tonight…
Airbrushed Pageant Babies – It’s As Disturbing As It Sounds
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Photoshopping/airbrushing children is completely unnecessary. On the other hand, photoshopping/airbrushing children poorly is flat out criminal. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I did get a chance to learn a bit about the industry standard of airbrushing and well, I kind of really want to inflict horrible pain and humility upon whoever [...]
Yeah, This Guy Is Drunk
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009But he sure is styling. I mean, until he can’t get up off the floor. There’s nothing smooth or fly about flapping around like a fish, holding onto a case of beer for your dear life. But what do I know? We don’t have corner liquor stores here. I’m not experienced in their etiquette.
Thanks, Sean. [...]
Well Isn’t That Terrifying…
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009I’m scared enough to fly a kite strapped into my shoes on level ground let alone on a freakin’ board. You know, some earthly elements are just better left alone. Like wind or, you know, super wind. For the record, mountain wind falls under the super wind category and I’m pretty sure I’ll never fly [...]
Regretsy
Friday, October 9th, 2009I love Etsy, I really do, but there are simply some people who don’t need to expect payment for their craft. Not that I ask that they abandon their dream. just don’t expect me to pay $17.00 for a felted placenta. Moving on, Regretsy can probably save you a lot of trouble filtering through the [...]
Feet Are Out, Blobs Are In
Thursday, October 8th, 2009The fashion industry has been distorting our perception of what a natural woman looks like for years so I guess these 12 inch blobby heels by Alexander McQueen should really be no surprise. Granted, shaving every slight curve off a woman seems pretty twisted as is, but I never thought this would be the next [...]
Lesson Learned: Never Punch A Man In A Dress
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Remember that story hailing from the UK of that douche who broke into his neighbor’s house who happened to be a retired boxer who immediately beat the living daylights out of him? Yeah, that story was awesome. And do you know what’s awesomer? This story.
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of [...]
Demolition FAIL
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009Last I checked, when you implode a building your desired outcome is not for it to roll over. I’m not saying, I’m just saying…
[via Geekologie]
A Lesson For All The Boys – Don’t Shoot Yourself In The Pants
Sunday, May 24th, 2009One German man learned the importance of the safety the hard way after he accidentally blew off a part of his body which is exclusive to the male gender. Ouch. Apparently he had been showing off to his friends when he stuffed a half cocked gun into his pocket and poof. After originally reporting to [...]
Guy Pretends To Choke, Then Chokes
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Warning: This guy is really choking.
I guess the lesson here is to take people seriously when they’re choking, even if they’re a theater actor. I mean, at least while the camera is rolling.
[via Albotas]