Edibles
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Thursday, March 18th, 2010Star Wars is appropriate for any time of year. Halloween, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, whenever! But watermelon? Well, that’s strictly a warm weather eating activity. And if you break that rule, well, then you’ll have to face judgment alone. Anyway, this warm spell we’ve been having here is not helping with my spring fever. It’s still [...]
Steve Jobs Head Cheese Cheese Head
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
Despite my like for Apple products, I struggle to see Steve Jobs as the God others make him out to be. Sorry, dude. I don’t really expect any dramatic progression from consuming your life force. But hey, at least I’m not the one whose head effigy is being encouraged to be eaten by the masses. [...]
Mario Pixelated Toast!
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010I’ve seen this done with the likes of cupcakes, but toast? I’m impressed and I never thought I could be impressed by toast! But look all that shading, the evenness of the burnt crisp. It’s…beautiful. I hope the maker of this toasty Mario enjoyed many sandwiches as his/her reward.
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WTF IHOP?!
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010Before last week, this commercial would have deeply disturbed me. But since then, allegations of the C.I.A. lacing the bread of a French village with LSD have come to light and well, anything is possible. Who knows what IHOP has been slipping into the pancake batter to make us associate their food with this [...]
What Candy Should You Eat?
Sunday, March 14th, 2010And that’s not even half of it. That’s right, there’s plenty more candy to eat. And while I do think this chart does an excellent job with both its organization and suggestions, I’m gonna have to go ahead and draw the conclusion that you should go ahead and eat all of the candy. And by [...]
The CIA Spiked The Bread
Friday, March 12th, 2010In 1951, the French Village of Pont-Saint-Esprit was struck with a mysterious case of chaotic insanity when inhabitants mysteriously suffered from intense hallucinations leaving many institutionalized and 5 dead.
One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another [...]
PB & J & Money
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Now, I don’t like to be a tease but sometimes writing about goods that are sold out is inevitable, as in this case. This wallet is just too fantastic to ignore. And while it doesn’t take much to make a wallet apart from functionality and compatibility, this puppy not only looks like a PB & [...]
Bakon Vodka
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Oh, bacon flavored things. You just don’t quit, do you? It’s okay. Nobody is asking you to. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure they’d all be pretty stoked to see that you’ve gone alcoholic. And no, I’m not making reference to your obvious drinking problem (seriously man, you need to work on that). [...]
Cake Pedal Slices
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010I believe it was Timmy who confessed, on his birthday while hovering over his birthday cake, that he had never cut a cake before and that distributing dessert was going to be a challenge for him and a possible disaster for the rest of us. And while I may have been aghast at the moment [...]
Cake Pops
Monday, March 8th, 2010While I remain a big fan of the pie pops featured here last summer, I think it’s about time we welcome cake into the “on a stick” family. Especially when you can make them look like little chickadees. I don’t know about you, but I just love biting cute things in the face… I lie. [...]
Take A Chill Pill, MAN
Sunday, March 7th, 2010As much as I enjoy the concept of the chill pill, it’s not really something that should be said to anyone’s face when he or she is under the influence of HELLISH DEMON RAGE. I mean, if you’re looking for a punch in the face, you might as well commence the conflict by throwing the [...]
Give Me All Your Nachos Kisses
Sunday, March 7th, 2010Ladies, they always say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, so soup up those lips with some delicious nacho cheese. Because a boy who doesn’t love nachos is seriously disturbed. Almost as disturbed as whoever pitched this idea. And by disturbed, I mean brilliant. Come to think of it, he/she must [...]
Mandatory Cute Bunny Eating A Flower Post
Friday, March 5th, 2010Only someone who didn’t have a soul would pass up on reposting this bunny, who is in fact cute and eating a flower. That’s right. I’m just as mushy gushy on the inside as the rest of you. Mostly because of all the snot in my brain which is making it hard to do anything [...]
Bread Chairs
Thursday, March 4th, 2010You know, I’ve never really had many complaints about my chair here at work, but sometimes you just don’t know what you’re missing out on in that bigger and better world. A place where everyone loves each other, rainbows stretch from every street corner, peace is finally given a chance and [...]
7-Up Up Cake!
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Now, I’m not much of a baker so I’m not entirely sure how conventional or unconventional 7-Up is as an ingredient in a cake. Though, to my credit, I have seen it in a recipe before. That makes me somewhat relevant I hope. Anyway, my relevance to this cake is that I want to eat [...]
Gummi Bear Chandelier
Monday, March 1st, 2010I got really excited when I saw this incredible gummi bear chandelier, especially since I automatically assumed it was strung together with real gummi bears. Low and behold, they’re just acrylic. I’m so disappointed. Mostly because I want my house to smell like warm candy at all times. But then again, it looks pretty freaking [...]
Banana Face Explosion
Sunday, February 28th, 2010I really wasn’t sure what to write about this video at first, but since it was too bizarre to resist, I figured I’d just post it without any explanation. Then I tried watching it again, in hopes I may be inspired. And I was. Because the nose banana explosion on 1:40 was awesome. Thank you, [...]
Alcoholic Whipped Cream? Great!
Sunday, February 28th, 2010Many people would agree that everything is better with alcohol. Those people are alcoholics. But that doesn’t mean it’s not true in many cases. Sarah most definitely proved me wrong with that White Russian cake she made for Luke’s birthday. Not only did it taste just like a White Russian, but it was loaded with [...]
Pac-Man Cake And Cookies
Sunday, February 28th, 2010So, like most people, I have my fair share of secret talents. Most of these talents I cannot ethically disclose to you because their awesomeness will explode your face and head. However, it’s not really a secret on here that I belly dance. And lucky for me, one of my belly buddies happens to be [...]
The Annoying Orange
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010Wow. That was annoying… I think I’ll watch it again.
Wow, that’s still annoying… I think I’ll watch it again.
Okay, now I’m just really annoyed. I just realized that the orange reminds me of at least 5 people I know. If only someone would slice them into a delicious snack. Wait, that’s gross. I take it [...]