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Monday, March 15th, 2010Step 1: Head on over to the Australian Coastal Watch site and zoom in on the satellite images of a shark infested Bondi Beach.
Step 2: Come back here to chat.
Did you scream? Cry? Squeal? Poop your pants? Yeah, I’m sorry. But I just couldn’t help myself and honestly, you can’t really blame me. And while [...]
5 Second Films
Friday, March 12th, 2010It takes a very special storyteller to an entertain his audience for a mere 5 seconds, that’s why if you haven’t already heard of 5 Second Films, then your life is a shameful waste. Here. I’ll help you make it better. Check out this video of the top 20 5 second films by 5 Second [...]
Jon Stewart And Chatroulette (And Gerard!)
Friday, March 5th, 2010Jon Stewart is dead on about Chatroulette. All it has are dicks and reporters. And having jumped on the Chatroulette bandwagon myself, accompanied by my friends of equal maturity (which isn’t saying much), after a livid game of “beard or no beard” and piano playing reactions, we definitely saw our fair share of male genitalia. [...]
Ask Me Questions!
Monday, March 1st, 2010Why would I sign up for formspring.me? Curiosity I guess. Heck! I’m curious like a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me Whiskers. Okay, maybe not, but you can head on over to my formspring profile and ask me some questions. Let’s see how long this lasts before things get out [...]
Babies With Laser Eyes
Friday, February 19th, 2010If babies know how to do anything well apart from pooping, it’s staring you down. Their eyes, they have… powers. Powers strong enough to stop a raving giant maniac in his tracks. That’s why it goes as no surprise to me that a site like Babies With Laser Eyes not only exists, but is crazy [...]
Please Rob Me
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Twitter updates have gotten way out of control. When are people going to realize that the dark abyss that they’re shouting out to is not just a handful of friends, but rather the entire internet? And as Please Rob Me points out, when you’re somewhere other than home, well, then you’re not home.
The danger is [...]
Unhappy Hipsters
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Sigh. Hipsters. I never get tired of laughing at them probably because I loathe them with such an intense animosity deep in my soul. Why? Probably because I am confused as one (for the love of God, do not challenge my resistance or I will smite you. I’m looking at you, Mike. Leave my Converse [...]
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
Friday, January 29th, 2010Remember that thing that I just said about Unrelated Captions being my new favorite site? Yeah, scratch that. I mean, it’s great and all, but it’s no Selleck Waterall Sandwhich, which is exactly what you think it is. Selleck, waterfalls and sandwiches.
Why does this site exist? I don’t know and I don’t need to know. [...]
Unrelated Captions
Friday, January 29th, 2010Inside jokes. Everybody has them, especially on the internet. Probably because nothing is ever deleted and is therefore remembered forever. So where do random captioned photos go to retire? The lucky ones end up on Unrelated Captions, possibly my new favorite site. The others? I don’t know and I don’t think I want to… Shudder.
Happy [...]
Nic Cage As Everyone
Monday, January 4th, 2010What do all of these pictures have in common?
If your answer was “Nic Cage,” then bravo, you’re an observant person who obviously read the title.
If your answer was “awesomeness,” then you can be my best friend.
Nic Cage As Everyone is quite possibly the greatest thing since Faces of Old Dogs. Moslty because I love Nic [...]
What’s The Fucking Weather???
Monday, December 28th, 2009I hear that, explicit and unnecessarily vulgar weather site. It IS fucking cold. And while I appreciate Weather.com for their descriptive and up-to-date weather warnings and ObamaWeather for Obama’s windbreaker, sometimes a girl just needs the straight facts.
Check your fucking weather over at TheFuckingWeather.
Thanks, Jimmy!
Sleep Talkin’ Man
Thursday, December 17th, 2009What is there to say about my new favorite blog, SleepTalkin’Man? Well for one, it’s my new favorite blog. Adam, who is described by his wife as a “mild-mannered” man who “lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams,” got lucky with the woman he married. Instead of making him sleep on the couch with [...]
Faces Of Old Dogs
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009I was pretty sure I hated the new Robin Williams/John Travolta flick, Old Dogs, when I reluctantly sat through its big, stupid trailer in the theater. Spending a much needed weekend in front of the television with commercial after commercial for this piece of poo has confirmed that yes, I do in fact hate this [...]
Bart’s Blackboard
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009After 20 years and 400+ episodes, Bart Simpson has gotten himself into plenty of trouble. It’s about time someone archived the chalkboard segment from the infamous Simpsons intro. You know, they really played this kid out to be a dumbo, but judging by his shenanigans, he’s more creative than all of us put together.
Check out [...]
Global Rich List
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009So we’re just about ready to kick off the holiday season marathon rat race here. And while these happy times should fill us with hope, joy and thanks, we might be feeling a little vulnerable to certain grump and stress bugs brought on by all the festivities, the work to pull them off and the [...]
Autocomplete Me
Monday, November 23rd, 2009Google is a funny place where Koalas get chlamydia and pterodactyls still exist to assault the living. Google also holds the answers to how to know if you’re dead and what’s up with Seal’s face. Am I being insensitive? No, you are.
Autocomplete Me just may ruin my life. Nothing against the site, it’s a fabulous [...]
Countdown To 11/11/11 11:11:11:11
Thursday, November 19th, 2009Do you like countdowns? The number 11? Staring at your screen and doing nothing? Things that always change? Then I have good news for you. The highly anticipated 11/11/11 11:11:11:11 is nigh, but you can still wait for it with baited breath and uncontrollable anticipation by following the official (or as official as a countdown [...]
People Of Public Transit
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009People Of Walmart may be impossible to top because, hey, it’s freakin’ Walmart, but People Of Public Transit has some serious potential because, hey, it’s freakin public transit! Now if you’ve lived such a charmed life that you’ve never experienced the glory of public transit, you’ve probably missed out on some serious establishment of social [...]
Tweeting Too Hard
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Welcome one and all to my new favorite site to hate, TweetingTooHard. It’s not the site itself that is a problem, but rather all the self righteous Twatters in its database. To quote the Twouble With Twitter video, these people truly are just randomly bragging about their unexceptional lives. I mean, except for all that [...]
The Word Of The Fucking Day
Sunday, October 18th, 2009“Word Of The Day” calendars are fun way to enhance and refine one’s vocabulary. But if your mental lexicon is a bit more like mine (crude, rude and totally awesome) you can save some of that gravy for other feckless goodies and reference The Fucking Word Of The Day instead. Why? Because sometimes “it’s easier [...]
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