Boozin'
Bakon Vodka
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Oh, bacon flavored things. You just don’t quit, do you? It’s okay. Nobody is asking you to. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure they’d all be pretty stoked to see that you’ve gone alcoholic. And no, I’m not making reference to your obvious drinking problem (seriously man, you need to work on that). [...]
Where Bars Outnumber Grocery Stores
Monday, March 8th, 2010Oh, America. The land of excess. Not only do we eat our weight in fast food on a regular basis, but apparently in some parts of the country, our beer belly is getting out of control. The map above shows the country based on places where grocery stores outnumber bars (yellow) and where bars outnumber [...]
Bottle Opener Cufflinks
Monday, March 8th, 2010The bottle opener has evolved from dwelling in the kitchen drawer to appearing on our keychains, belt buckles and even rings. Damn, I still want one of those rings. Almost as much as I want one of those beer holsters. I’m not entirely sure what that says about me… Moving on. It’s about time the [...]
Magnetic Arrow Bookends
Monday, March 1st, 2010Aw, who doesn’t love a good arrow? Especially when they help you out by pointing at important things or hold your freestanding books in your bookcase like these little guys. Don’t worry, they’re not suspending in the air through the power of the dark arts, just magnets. There’s actually a metal frame, like your average [...]
Alcoholic Whipped Cream? Great!
Sunday, February 28th, 2010Many people would agree that everything is better with alcohol. Those people are alcoholics. But that doesn’t mean it’s not true in many cases. Sarah most definitely proved me wrong with that White Russian cake she made for Luke’s birthday. Not only did it taste just like a White Russian, but it was loaded with [...]
Speaking Of Aliens…
Sunday, January 31st, 2010E.T. is right. You should never drink and drive. And whoever told you that story about him having like 6 space DUIs is totally lying. Kind of like all those lies they made up about Pee Wee and his… ahem… you know…
Now that’s a PSA of a man who’s never done anything wrong.
You go, childhood [...]
Secret Office Bar
Friday, January 15th, 2010I was kind of hoping for a secret lever, disguised as a Beethoven bust, that led to a secret hidden basement resembling a 1920s speak easy. Oh well, this sneaky binder gated shelf will have to do.
From here on out I will be checking everyone’s shelves. And Beethoven busts. If there’s not a bottle of [...]
A Heineken Christmas
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Ever wonder where all the Heinekens went? The answer is Shanghai. They all went to Shanghai. And for good reason. Nobody will drink you when you’re a 1000 bottle strong Christmas tree. You know, that’s enough bottles of beer to keep me super sloppy drunk for 3 months straight. Then again, that will probably guarantee [...]
Dog Collar Bottle Opener
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Because a dog is a man’s best friend, there’s no reason he/she should hold back on helping you out. Sure, they’ll bite the mail man in your honor, pee on the neighbor’s mailbox in your honor and fart quietly in the back seat… in your honor, but when are they going to lend a hand [...]
Knuckle Duster Corkscrew
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009I tend to get a little intimidated by most corkscrews. Particularly the one residing in my kitchen. Yeah, I’m not a very good wino, but at least most of my friends have worked in food services. But with this Knuckle Duster Corkscrew, I’d probably be able to hold my own. Who’s intimidated now, wine bottle? [...]
Boozy Soaps
Thursday, November 19th, 2009Granted, boozy egg nog is more of an option. But hey, hallucinogenic Absinthe is pretty optional too, so let’s call it even and stock up the guest bathrooms with some tasty and sometimes boozy/trippy soaps in time for this holiday season. Let’s just hope your guests don’t undergo too much questioning at that random sobriety [...]
Boom! Head Shot… Erm, Brain Shot*
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009Well, isn’t that revolting? If that’s what you’re going for this Halloween, then check out the Bloody Brain Shot, complete with curdled, brainy Bailey’s. Granted it might turn your Halloween guests into brain munching zombies. Or even worse, they might just throw up on your carpet.
Ingredients:
1 1/4 oz. strawberry vodka such as Stoli
1/8 oz. Rose’s [...]
Jägermeister Shot Cooler – Uh Oh…
Friday, August 28th, 2009Looking around the office, the only person here that loves Jäger as much as myself would most definitely be Luke. Luke almost makes two bottles of Jäger in the freezer sound like a good idea. Who am I kidding? It’s a great idea! Even if someone drops a glass bottle of booze on your toe [...]
The Arkeg
Monday, August 17th, 2009Guest post by Zane!
Behold! The Arkeg!
Yes, that is really an Arcade/Kegerator. YES, REALLY. Not only does this wondrous machine dole out cold beer, it also comes pre-loaded with 104 games, including Mortal Kombat II and Asteroids.
What’s the catch? It’s freakin’ $4,000. I guess I will just have to make do with my mini-fridge and consoles. [...]
Root Is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
Monday, August 10th, 2009Guest post by Zane!
So apparently way back yonder, Root Beer was actually root tea, a very adult kind of beverage. Fast forward to prohibition, when all the alcohol was taken out, and voila! Root Beer!
But now you can relive the good old days with Root, and pay homage to the original drunken grandfather of Root [...]
Apples For Drinking
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009I’ve never looked at a piece of fruit and thought to myself, you know what, I’m tired of doing shots out of perfectly fine shot glasses, I want to shoot out of a pineapple! Then again, I’m not hard to please. But if you want to kick up the party a notch, the Shotcarver can [...]
The Good, The Bad and The Totally Drunk
Sunday, December 7th, 2008A guy can hold his liquor, but a real man shoots it. Literally.
A sure-fire party hit, the Shots Gun Drink Dispenser allows you to impress the ladies with your sharp-shooting skills! Build up your reputation as a saloon outlaw by wildly serving drinks to all who deserve it – with this fine piece of hardware [...]