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Poo Trap – WTF???
By nikkita | August 25, 2009
What. The. Hell.
Once upon a time I had a wonderful Beagle puppy who grew up to be an awesome dog with an amazing personality. He was super serious and really chilled out, so it goes without saying that the time I decided to put a baby doll dress on him was not appreciated. He didn’t give me attitude, he just looked at me with the saddest eyes that said “Why are you doing this to me?” I understood and promptly removed the dress. We called a truce, shook paws and moved on. I never dressed him up ever again.
The point I’m trying to make is your dog does have a sense of self and strapping a poo bag to his or her butt is not only embarrassing for you (because clearly, you’re a monster), but embarrassing for your dog. And come on, there’s no way this thing works. Like at 0:50. How did they attach it so swiftly? With magic?? Can I use that magic for other things that don’t involve dog ass??? Please say yes.
My solution: If you don’t want to pick up poop, don’t get a dog.
Wow, that was way too many dog butts for one day. Sorry, everyone.
Topics: Maturity? What's That?!, WTF | No Comments »
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