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Tampon Parachutes?
By nikkita | July 9, 2009
I think I love this. Sure, there are some women on the beach that could use some tampons, but the majority of the people probably don’t. I just love thinking about them getting all riled up for a floating surprise, but then they discover it’s just a box of tampons. I also would love the job of the guy who actually dumps the buckets full of of parachuted tampons. Then when people ask me what I do for a living I could be all like “oh, I distribute tampons…from the skies!!!” Then again, I have a pretty debilitating fear of heights and would probably fall to my death (just because I could). But if I don’t manage to wrangle enough tampon parachutes to keep me afloat, I can only hope that my epitaph will state something about the heroic way I died.
Did I really just write all that about tampons? Yes. Yes I did.
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