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STFU, Parents
By nikkita | July 2, 2009
Do you know what else is embarrassing? You, mom.
We’ve dealt with every kind of person in internet land. The troll, the bigot, the idiot, the serial dater, etc. The list goes on for miles. But the newer social perpetrators of the net actually come from a very old profession: the new parent. And because there are sites dedicated to keeping the jerks and morons in check, it’s only fair the same is done with the overly open and self righteous parent. I present, STFU Parents, a Tumblr of the most embarrassing and obnoxious mommy and daddy related Facebook status posts.
I confess, I’m not a mother. But I have one and let me tell you, she can’t stand the lot of you! Quite frankly, the majority of her generation can’t stand you! Why? Because they raised us to be functional human beings without the constant verification of an overly public website. They did it on their own and many times completely by themselves. And seriously, you’re getting really creepy with all of the pictures and the extensive despcriptions of their digestive patterns. There are plenty of things that do not need to be shared to the world via Facebook, especially for your own safety and well being. Man, I really hope someone doesn’t steal your baby just to fuck with you because I can’t promise I won’t. What I can promise is that you will never see pictures of my child’s poop. Someone else’s poop, maybe. But my baby’s? Never. Sheesh, ‘rents. Show some respect for your kid.
BTW, a new dad sent this to me so cool your jets. Thanks, Marvin!
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