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i.Saw
By nikkita | July 7, 2009
Surprisingly enough, there are many uses that I could find for a USB-powered chainsaw. What can I say? I love destruction! I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I almost wish I was getting a divorce so I could split everything in half. You know, right down the middle. Then again, that would require me getting married. Pfft, who has time for that?
Never before has a chainsaw been made available in such a compact and mobile form. Measuring no larger than the size of a regular computer keyboard, every effort has been made to ensure that proper grip – and safety – is not compromised.
Instant plug ‘n’ play. Zero startup time. Patent-pending technology allows for an unparalleled distribution of power. A first in its class. Works on PC, Mac and most USB-enabled devices.
Current materials used on bodies of chainsaws are too heavy for office use. Lighter materials, however, could cause the vertical axis of the guide bar to shift when pressure is applied onto the saw chain. Research and development introduced several innovations to offer an optimal blend of tough plastic and lightweight alloy.
Cut through different types of wood as you would with a full-sized electric chainsaw. Saw chain (included) delivers fast cutting speed with good efficiency. i.Saw guide bar is also compatible with most third-party saw chains.
Just try and convince me that I don’t need one. That’s right, you can’t.
The i.Saw is available for $59.95 and will ship out in September. I guess I’ll just have to keep playing with these matches until then.
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July 9th, 2009 at 10:38 am
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