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Handerpants
By nikkita | July 24, 2009

I was a bit confused why on Earth I would ever need underwear for my hands, so I did a little research, for comparison’s sake, to find the significance of Handerpants. Firstly, according to wikipedia, underpants protect your clothes from, well, a body that has never met a shower. That’s not the case with my hands. They take mini showers many times a day, and honestly, I’m more concerned about them getting dirty, not them dirtying things. Then there’s the “erotic effect” factor, and while Handerpants may be a lot of things, but they are most definitely not erotic. And religious? Handerpants? Hardly.
I was officially stumped, but then I watched this infomercial.
Curling enthusiast? I’m a curling enthusiast… Gadzooks! It makes sense! As a matter of fact, I’ve actually been wearing Handerpants for years. Except I called them fingerless gloves… Tomayto, tomahto.
Handerpants are available form ArcheeMcPhee for $11.95.
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