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Anti-Paparazzi Purse
By nikkita | July 5, 2009
If I had to describe the Paparazzi to an alien, I think I’d say something like “the Paparazzi is kind of like dog poop…in a burning landfill.” On second thought that would be an insult to dogs, their poop and burning trash. Like really, how does one sleep at night knowing that their success is based off of if they got a picture of Britney Spears with a ginormous frappacino or getting a shot of Paris Hilton’s cooch…again?!
Now, just because you’re not famous doesn’t mean you can’t give them the hard time they deserve (the flaming dog poopers that is). So go ahead and give that Lohan girl a call, tell her to meet you at the Viper Room for “a kilo of coke” and set up shop outside with the Adam Harvey’s Anti-Paparazzi Clutch Bag, the only accessory that flashes back. I mean, except for the um, you know, lack of a certain accessory if ya know what I’m saying…
P.S. If Lindsay haggles you for the drugs, just give her a pixie stick and a Redbull.
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