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USB Ninja Star Gets Shuriken On Your Ass
By nikkita | May 28, 2009
What I look for in a USB drive is something that’s compatible with my lifestyle. Is it compact, does it have enough storage and what does it say about me? This USB Ninja Star says I’m a deadly assassin with ninja-like reflexes and a thirst for blood who needs 2GB of memory. All of these things are true. You see, after I make a kill, I like to raid my victim’s private documents… and music library. Considering I’ve been moonlighting (quite successfully) as a deadly assassin for the past 6 years, there isn’t much music left in the world that I haven’t already pirated (pirate? Oh the irony!) so I won’t be needing to drag around any terabytes anymore. Yeah, I’m that good.
The USB Ninja Star is available from GeekStuff4U for about $100.00.
Topics: Fierce, Tech | 1 Comment »
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September 11th, 2009 at 9:53 am
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