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The Mallow Burger
By nikkita | May 22, 2009
It’s ok if this cheeseburger looks a little bizarre. It’s made out of a whole 1/4 pound of marshmallow. I’m not even sure if I’ve eaten that much marshmallow in my life, though, counting the smores Pop-Tarts, I probably have. You know, the more I look at it, the more the meat part concerns me. It looks neither burger patty nor marshmallow. Are you sure it’s not something’s heart? I mean, for all I know it could be some kind of Satan burger… Which in that case, I’m totally in.
The Mallow Burger is available from Stupid.com for $2.49.
Topics: Edibles, WTF | 1 Comment »
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May 22nd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
The meat part should concern you. That’s clearly The Blob. And while I’m making not-so-clever horror movie references, remember The Stuff?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6Z1nBqLwo
Pretty sure that some manner of mallow, too. Although in the ’80s, space yogurt had to traffic our demise by way of grocery store distribution. Back then, there wasn’t the convince or luxury of Internet burgers via e-commerce. Also, The Stuff had to walk SEVEN MILES to school EVERYDAY. BAREFOOT! And in the snow.