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Shatner Quake!!
By nikkita | April 30, 2009
William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!
It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!
No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
It’s Shatnertastic!
And why didn’t I write this? Man, I’m missing out on all of the good ideas! Seriously though, this just may be the greatest breakthrough in literature since the printing press. Did I really just say that? Yes. Yes I did. Denny Crane.
Shatner Quake by Jeff Burk is available from BizarroCentral for $11.00.
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April 23rd, 2010 at 10:36 am
[...] show, especially since I’m not all rolled up in the Sandra Bullock fiasco. But this? Wow. William Shatner’s touch really can turn anything, let alone an hour with George Lopez, into sparkling gold. [...]