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Shatner Quake!!
By nikkita | April 30, 2009
William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!
It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!
No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
It’s Shatnertastic!
And why didn’t I write this? Man, I’m missing out on all of the good ideas! Seriously though, this just may be the greatest breakthrough in literature since the printing press. Did I really just say that? Yes. Yes I did. Denny Crane.
Shatner Quake by Jeff Burk is available from BizarroCentral for $11.00.
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