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Fat Burning Undie Pants
By nikkita | March 20, 2009
What if you could shape up your rump just by wearing supposedly comfortable undies? According to Japan-based chemistry company Teijin you can. Made from their own technology of Nanofront fibers, a soft and extremely flexible polyester like fabric, the undies work their magic by generating friction resistance while their wearers go about their every day lives. Apparently results were seen after 40 consecutive days of wearing.
Obviously I’m suspicious of the act of losing weight simply by wearing underwear but maybe there is something to it. You see, I kind of feel like this “friction resistance” is code for “super sandpaper sanding burn” and if that were the case, I’m sure losing a couple of layers of skin would trim down your butt a bit…
I think I’ll just keep my butt the way it is. I like being able to sit on it after all.
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