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The Good, The Bad and The Totally Drunk
By nikkita | December 7, 2008
A guy can hold his liquor, but a real man shoots it. Literally.
A sure-fire party hit, the Shots Gun Drink Dispenser allows you to impress the ladies with your sharp-shooting skills! Build up your reputation as a saloon outlaw by wildly serving drinks to all who deserve it – with this fine piece of hardware by your side you can’t miss! Simply slot the holster on to a bottle of your favorite drink (it doesn’t matter if it’s a shot of whiskey you’re after, or just some tizer), then pump the pump-action lever to power up your Shots Gun! Now you’re ready to do some fancy shooting!
Do you know what really impresses me? When I leave a party as the designated driver and run into you, throwing up your evening’s boozin’ in a bed of petunias. Yeah, you’re a real cowboy when you start upchucking in some flowers. But who am I to judge? The world would probably be a happier place if all guns were filled with liquor…
The Liquor Shots Gun is available from DrinkStuff for about $21.50.
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