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A Christmas Story Bandaids
By nikkita | December 4, 2008
I know you’re all excited for this year’s Yule Log and I know it can be an arduous wait. Why not just keep the TV on until Christmas to pass the time? I guarantee you that A Christmas Story will be playing around the clock. Now, probably by the 5th time you see it, you’ll start banging your head into things. So whenever self mutilation takes over, make sure to have a tin of A Christmas Story bandages to dress your gushing wounds while keeping with the theme of the season. Speaking of themes, won’t Dad be surprised that I dubbed this year’s holiday as Streisandmasukkah… Take that Bing Crosby
The A Christmas Story Bandage Tin is available from Baron Bob for $5.95.
Disclaimer: The Daily Dairy fucking loves Bing Crosby.
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