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Keyboard For Blondes – ???
By nikkita | November 4, 2008
The Keyboard for Blondes.
No, seriously. That’s what they’re calling it. And to be honest, I can’t vouch for all of the ladies if that’s offensive or not because, well, I’ve always been a brunette. As a matter of fact, I will never make a successful blonde. Have you seen me? That’d be like a crime against humanity and I’m pretty sure a batch of puppies would die as a result. I mean, unless pale, fake and sickly come back in style any time soon (go Calvin Klein!).
So, being a brunette (and knowing nothing of “fun” but lots about “smarts”) I can’t accurately review this product or even fairly react to it. Even though I, as a girl, stereotypically like pink, this particular shade is having a kryptonite effect on me, making me weak as we speak. Don’t know if that’s a brunette thing or not, but hey, we’ll roll with it.
But then again, if someone were to replace any key on my keyboard with an emoticon, it would inspire confusion equivalent to a “blonde moment” I guess… Could that be our middle ground? Hmm…
I wonder what kind of special keys a keyboard for a brunette would include. It’d probably include a “please shut the hell up” key somewhere…
The Keyboard for Blondes is available here for $49.95.
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