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Darth Vader Toaster
By nikkita | November 6, 2008
I always thought of toast to be part of a balanced Jedi breakfast, but apparently I’m oh so very wrong. How was I supposed to know that toast was under the influence of the Dark Lord? Crap, I had toast for breakfast! What will happen to me now?!
Maybe the peanut butter counterbalanced any damage.
Or maybe I actually need a Darth Vader Toaster ($54.99) to make evil toast…
All I know is I’m staying out of the kitchen for the rest of the day.
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