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Skull Vodka A La Dan Akroyd
By nikkita | October 5, 2008
So apparently the new Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie was actually about a really old and fascist distillery. And apparently Steven Spielberg was just ripping off Dan Akroyd’s cool idea for a fancy vodka. What makes it fancy? It’s packaged in a realistic crystal skull. Did someone say skull AND vodka? Sign me up!
Thousands of years ago, thirteen crystal heads were scattered across the earth – and they are greater and more powerful than anything we have the ability to manufacture today. Their workmanship is perfect: they contain no tool marks and have been cut against the natural axis of the crystal, defying the laws of physics. Some say they are artifacts from the lost civilization of Atlantis, some say they date back to the Mayans, still others say they were created by a higher intelligence.
Brought together, the Crystal Heads are said to contain vast knowledge and enlightenment capable of unlocking our most enigmatic ancient mysteries. Alone, each is believed to house radiant psychic energy, which has magical powers and healing properties.
That sounds fancy. So does that mean that thirteen bottles of Crystal Head Vodka will bring me vast knowledge and enlightenment when brought together? I guess we’ll just have to refer to one of Danny boy’s many videos over at Crystal Head Vodka’s official site. Or you know, just try it out for ourselves. Now that’s what I call getting classy.
Topics: Edibles, Fierce, WTF | 1 Comment »
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October 5th, 2008 at 11:53 am
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