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Toast Bandages
By nikkita | September 12, 2008
I don’t really know what the logistics and dangers of the Scan Toaster are, but with ordinary toast from ordinary toasters you are always at risk of being burnt. Actually, you’re more at risk of being electrocuted by the toaster (for the last time, stop sticking metal in there!) and being burnt by toast. But when toast is the culprit of inflicting owies upon your fingers, you can receive the placebo healing affect you need from the Toast Bandage. That’s right, toast. Sometimes deliciousness can’t make up for everything. Serving as your victim’s bandaid, however, would
Toast Bandages are available in an old fashioned metal box of fifteen for $4.95 from Archie McPhee.
Disclaimer: Toast Bandages can also be used for a variety of owie treatments besides toast burns.
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