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Ask A Ninja Takes Over The Self-Help Book Industry
By nikkita | September 28, 2008
And I think we all know how… I mean seriously, think about it. The table of contents alone could uppercut Dr. Phil if left open on a coffee table across the street! Muttering the words “The Ninja Handbook” is enough to stir dormant volcanoes. And much like those awesome Ponys, if you’re not tough enough, parts most of your brain may will definitely implode. I’ve even heard that every time someone buys a copy, a vengeful giant squid is born. A vengeful giant squid that eats babies, that is. Yes, this book is it’s own Pandora’s box, but sometimes we got to do what we got to do.
If you have no idea what is going on here, then head on over to Ask A Ninja, and pray for your life (and soul) to be spared.
The Ninja Handbook is available from Amazon for a new low price of $10.17. Wow, being awesome has never been so cheap. Just remember, it’ll also cost you your first born (ahem, giant squids).
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