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Pool Shark – Guards Pool, Holds Towls, Attacks Ryan Seacrests
By nikkita | July 31, 2008
While we are in the midst of celebrating both the Discovery Channels’ 21st annual Shark Week and the shark attack against Ryan Seacrest, it totally makes sense that we would adorn our pool with a big ol’ shark. Well, it makes sense to me at least (and probably Sarah too since she knows stuff). Prevent all those dirty naked tweens from dipping into your mini sea with this 8-foot Great White Shark Sculpture. If Jaws taught me anything, it was that Great Whites love naked tweens. Also, there’s a good chance it’ll keep Ryan Seacrest at bay since sharks are notorious for their super vengeance of UNFINISHED BUSINESS!! I learned that from Zoo Books.
The Revenge of the Great White Shark Sculpture is available from Toscano for $695.00. It may seem like a lot now, but just you wait till Ryan Seacrest hosts his radio show from your diving board. Then you’ll be sorry.
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